Mark Carney Scolds Canadians For Electing Such An Awful Prime Minister
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In what he has called one of the biggest blunders…
Confused Zelensky Wondering If That Third Mansion Might’ve Triggered Corruption Probe
KIEV, UKRAINE-- After news broke that his administration was being investigated for…
UK Dog Sentenced To 12 Months In Kennel For Eating Bacon Treat Near Mosque
LONDON, UK-- In an unprecedented legal case facing global scrutiny, a 3-year-old…
Mark Carney Warns Reducing Immigration To Canada Might Jeopardize His WEF Agenda
DAVOS, SWITZERLAND-- During a speech at a recent World Economic Forum (WEF)…
FBI Director Kash Patel Deported After H-1B Visa Expires
MUMBAI, INDIA-- As part of Immigration and Customs Enforcement's promise to crack…
UK Police Identify Suspicious British Citizens Who Haven’t Been Arrested Yet For Free Speech
LONDON, UK-- The UK Police Service has announced the formation of a…
Keir Starmer Vows To Get Tough On Illegal Immigration By Frowning Disapprovingly Whenever Talking About Migrant Crisis
LONDON, UK-- In an unorthodox move to tackle the UK's spiraling migrant…
Indian Man Clarifies Face Mask Is For Air Pollution, Not The Waist-Deep Trash And Poop Surrounding Him
MUMBAI, INDIA - Speaking to British reporters atop a mountain of rotting…
Canada Geese Panic They’ll Be Killed Next After One Coughs Outside Canadian Parliament
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Only one day after hundreds of ostriches were culled by…
Canada Rolls Out ‘Immigrant Poop Stations’ Nationwide To Combat Outdoor Defecation Epidemic
OTTAWA, CANADA - In an effort to tackle the country's escalating public…
Brave UK Police Tackle Dangerous Stabbing Victim In Daring Arrest
LONDON, UK-- The Metropolitan Police Service has been showered with praise for…
Dejected Mark Carney Got This Slick Haircut And Cool New Suit For Summit And Trump Didn’t Even Notice
GYEONGJU, SOUTH KOREA - In a heart-wrenching display of global embarrassment, Canadian…
