While Sitting Obediently At Foreign King’s Feet, Mark Carney Reminds Trump Canada’s A Free Sovereign Nation
OTTAWA, CANADA-- After receiving permission from King Charles to speak immediately following…
Emmanuel Macron’s Wife Slaps Him In The Face For Leaving Toilet Seat Down Again
HANOI, VIETNAM-- While exiting a plane during a diplomatic mission to Vietnam,…
Kim Jong Un Spotted Studying Keir Starmer For Ideas On How To Suppress Free Speech More
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Canadian Doctor Regretfully Gives Patient The Bad News That She’s Going To Live
TORONTO, CANADA-- It was a heart-wrenching scene at a medical office in…
Keir Starmer Spotted Polishing EU Leaders’ Shoes at Summit, Calls It Diplomacy
LONDON-- As a way to strengthen ties between the United Kingdom and…
Mark Carney Appoints Justin Trudeau As Canada’s Ambassador To The Middle East
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Newly elected Prime Minister of Canada Mark Carney has made…
South Africa Claims There’s No White Genocide, They’re Just Killing Them Until No More Exist
CAPE TOWN, SOUTH AFRICA-- As news of years of persecution of White…
Keir Starmer Says UK Doesn’t Have Money To Investigate Grooming Gangs Because He Spent It All On Coke
UK-- The UK Home Office put out a statement recently saying that…
Zelensky Jealous He Wasn’t Invited To The World Leaders Cocaine Party In Ukraine
KIEV, UKRAINE-- During a trip to the Ukraine in an effort to…
British Police Arrest Man For Claiming UK Does Not Have Free Speech
UK-- A British man was dragged out of his home and arrested…
Zelensky Offers To Say The ‘N-Word’ Too If People Send Him Donations
KIEV, UKRAINE-- After seeing the Minnesota woman who made almost a million…
Mark Carney To Replace Hockey With Cricket As National Sport Of Canada
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Newly elected Liberal Party Prime Minister Mark Carney has already…
