Pakistan Parliament Formally Annexes The UK As Its Newest Province
ISLAMABAD, PAKISTAN-- In a historic parliamentary session that unanimously passed with thunderous…
Mark Carney Condemns Church Arsonists For Not Using Eco-Friendly Matches
OTTAWA, CANADA- Prime Minister Mark Carney held an emergency press conference today…
UK Police Arrest Baby For ‘Hate Crime’ After Crying At Immigrant Nurse
LONDON, UK-- In what is being hailed as a landmark victory for…
Canada AirBnB-Style ‘Breaking And Entering’ App Launches, Allowing Criminals To Pre-Book Home Invasions
TORONTO, CANADA - In a bizarre move to "de-escalate violence," the Canadian…
Zelensky Holds Moment Of Silence For Cocaine Destroyed On Venezuelan Boat Trump Bombed
KIEV, UKRAINE- Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, visibly shaken and clutching a small…
British Police Deploy ‘Flag Sniffer Dogs’ Trained To Detect Citizens Hiding England Flags Inside Their Homes
LONDON, ENGLAND - In a shocking move to combat "hate symbols," the…
UK Police Launch ‘Grooming Gang Hotline’ To Report White People Who Refuse To Be Raped
LONDON, UK-- In a groundbreaking move to "promote diversity and inclusion," the…
Mark Carney Confesses ‘Elbows Up’ Slogan Was Just Social Experiment On Canadian Stupidity
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In an amusing revelation that has left liberal Canadians questioning…
Defeated Mark Carney Lists Job Opening For Canadian Prime Minister On LinkedIn
OTTAWA, CANADA-- After a humiliating loss in the tariff war against US…
Mark Carney Ecstatic Over Which Elderly Air Canada Flight Attendant To Horse-Stomp First
TORONTO, CANADA-- Taking a page out of his predecessor Justin Trudeau's playbook,…
Friedrich Merz Reports Wallet Missing After Emotional Hug With Zelensky
BERLIN, GERMANY-- During today's high-profile meeting with European leaders in Germany, German…
UK Government Denies Human Rights Abuses, Citing ‘Citizens Not Considered Human’
LONDON-- In a stunning rebuttal to international condemnation, the UK government, led…
