British Citizens Skirt Online Safety Act By Trading Memes In Dark Alleys
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Mark Carney Credits Speechwriter Porky Pig For His ‘Um-Uh-You Know’ Speeches
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UK Government Raises Pension Age From 66 To ‘Whenever You Die’
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Canadian Doctor Devastated After Healthy Patient Refuses To Get Euthanized
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Satan Wakes Up Screaming From Nightmare Being Married To Hillary Clinton
HELL-- In a scream that sent shockwaves through the fiery depths of…
Keir Starmer Declares Jihad Against Infidel British Citizens
LONDON, ENGLAND--In a culmination of an ongoing war with the people of…
Dogs In Canada Getting Sick And Tired Of Stepping In Immigrant People Poop
CANADA-- At their wits end and refusing to stay silent any longer,…
British Man Arrested For Wearing Clothes Near Gay Pride Parade
LONDON, ENGLAND-- UK police are being heralded as heroes by the prime…
UK Labour Party Members Each Receive A Quran To Assist With Transition To Sharia Law
LONDON-- In preparation for the upcoming transition from English common law to…
Keir Starmer Starting To Suspect He Might Be A Terrible Prime Minister
UNITED KINGDOM-- With the United Kingdom being destroyed from within through horrible…
Mark Carney Pretends To Care About Canada For One Day After Losing A Bet
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In a move that left millions of Canadians scratching their…
German Authorities Condemn Terrorist Car Attack For Not Using Horn Before Ramming Crowd
BERLIN, GERMANY-- Immediately following yet another vicious car attack, German authorities were…
