Brilliant! Taiwan Flies Ukraine Flags Hoping NATO Will Protect Them From China
TAIPEI CITY, TAIWAN-- After seeing the United States and other Western nations…
Putin Keeps Posting Sticky Notes On His Refrigerator To Remind Him To Attack Ukraine
MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- In order to refresh his memory, President Vladimir Putin has…
Justin Trudeau Hires Imperial Stormtroopers To Help Bring Order To The Galaxy
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In a last ditch effort to restore order to the…
Trudeau Nominates Canadian Mountie Who Trampled Elderly Woman With Horse For Medal Of Bravery
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was ecstatic after hearing the news…
Justin Trudeau Hires Mad Scientist Dr. Fauci To Kill Trucker’s Dogs
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In a last ditch effort to take back control of…
Offended By Elon’s Tweet, Trudeau Says He’s More Like Castro Than Hitler
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Moments after Elon Musk posted a tweet comparing Justin Trudeau…
Desperate Trudeau Begs Truckers To Start Delivering Again After He Runs Out Of Makeup
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Frantic and crying uncontrollably, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau gave an…
Justin Trudeau Kneels With Canadian Truckers After They Disguise Themselves As BLM
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has finally met with the truckers…
State Of Emergency Announced After Ontario Premier Doug Ford Gets Stuck In Doorway Of Home
ONTARIO, CANADA-- A serious state of emergency was declared this morning after…
China’s President Xi Praises Ottawa Police For Their Authoritarian Tactics
BEIJING, CHINA-- During a live execution of a foreign journalist covering the…
Trudeau, Dressed As Lord Humungus From The Road Warrior, Tells Truckers To ‘Just Walk Away’
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In an effort to regain control of Canada, Prime Minister…
Justin Trudeau Hides Out In AOC’s New York District Office Since She’s Never There Anyway
QUEENS, NEW YORK-- After fleeing from Canada to the United States to…
