Santa Claus Says He Now Identifies As Mrs. Claus And Will Be Staying Home This Christmas Eve To Bake Cookies
NORTH POLE-- In a new twist to the Christmas tradition, the man…
Santa Claus Will Be Injecting Sleeping Children This Christmas After Getting Paid Off By Big Pharma
NORTH POLE-- Santa Claus recently announced on his official Twitter account that…
UK’s Boris Johnson Raises COVID Threat Level To ‘Oh My God, This Really Is The Big One This Time’
LONDON, ENGLAND-- An all-new, scary virus variant suddenly happening somewhere in some…
Joe Biden To Star In Breathtaking Upcoming Bollywood Movie ‘I Pooped In Punjab’
MUMBAI, INDIA-- US President Joe Biden has recently wrapped up filming his…
Heads Up: France On Lockdown As Explosive Bird Crap Drops In Europe And Asia
PARIS, FRANCE-- Several outbreaks of severe bird poop downpours in Europe and…
Pope Francis Performs Exorcism On Vatican Bathroom After Biden Pooping Incident
VATICAN CITY-- In an effort to rid the Vatican of a disgusting…
Biden And France’s Macron Settle Their Differences By Competing In Televised Mud Wrestling Match
ROME, ITALY-- Presidents Joe Biden and Emmanuel Macron met in Rome today…
Success: Australian Government Solves COVID Crisis By Executing All Their Citizens
MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA-- After an unsuccessful attempt at eradicating the COVID virus with…
Justin Trudeau Promises To Be More Caring Dictator After Winning Totally Legitimate Election
OTTAWA, CANADA-- After winning Canada's most legitimate election in history in a…
Newly Unearthed: Over 2,000 Year Old Confucius Quote Telling Future Americans To Take COVID Vaccine
BEIJING, CHINA-- A never-before-seen quote from famed Chinese philosopher Confucius has been…
China Gets Trolled After Taiwan Makes Winnie The Pooh Their Official Country Mascot
TAIPEI, TAIWAN-- Taiwan unveiled its new Winnie the Pooh mascot yesterday in…
Accused Myanmar Leader Claims She Used Biden Strategy Of Hiding In Basement To Win Election Legitimately
NAYPYITAW, MYANMAR-- After getting arrested by Myanmar's military for alleged election fraud,…
