In Honor Of Canada Day, Justin Trudeau Performs 21-Horse Trampling Salute
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In celebration of Canada Day, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau gave…
Justin Trudeau Celebrates Canadian Multiculturalism Day By Dressing As A Gay, Black, Female, Hindu Furry
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Joining in the festivities of Canadian Multiculturalism Day was flamboyant…
Julian Assange Thinking Limo Driver Picking Him Up From Airport Looks Strangely Familiar
AUSTRALIA-- WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange was finally released from prison and immediately…
South Korea Sends K-Pop Band To Ukraine To Dance On Frontline Against Russia
BAKHMUT, UKRAINE-- After meeting with President Volodymyr Zelenksy in regards to logistical…
Kim Jong Un Takes Putin To Get Haircut Before Leaving North Korea
PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA-- Russian President Vladimir Putin made a diplomatic mission to…
WHO Locates Bird Responsible For Starting New Bird Flu Epidemic
GENEVA, SWITZERLAND-- After the World Health Organization reported that a deadly bird…
Justin Trudeau Celebrates Canada Pride Month By Wearing Rainbow-Face
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Gay Pride Month has officially kicked off around the world…
Discontented Zelensky Longs For Simple Days Of Just Playing Penis Piano And Dancing In Women’s Heels
KIEV, UKRAINE-- As the war between Ukraine and Russia rages on, disaffected…
Justin Trudeau Passes Oxygen Tax On Amount Of Air Canadians Breathe
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In an effort to tackle the dangerous climate change epidemic…
France Already Surrenders To Russia Before Even Getting Into Any Conflict
PARIS, FRANCE-- After threatening to send French troops to help Ukraine and…
Lucky Day: Zelensky Finds $2 Million That Fell Between His Couch Cushions
KIEV, UKRAINE-- It was a lucky day for Ukraine's President Volodymyr Zelensky…
Communist China Impressed With US Congress Ban On Free Speech
BEIJING, CHINA-- As news spread of the passing of the Antisemitism Awareness…
