Trudeau Boasts A Win After Negotiating With Trump To Make Canada The 50th And A Half State Of The US
OTTAWA- CANADA-- After a back and forth fierce negotiation with incoming President…
Justin Trudeau Makes Canadian History As First Person Of Color To Resign As Prime Minister
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Another historical first happened this week in Canada after Justin…
Keir Starmer To Deport All UK Females In Order To Curb Grooming Gang Attacks
LONDON, ENGLAND-- In an effort to slow down the massive amount of…
Breaking: Justin Trudeau Resigns, Will Be Replaced By His Sister Justine Trudeau
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Breaking news out of Canada this morning after disgraced Prime…
Elves Hold Intervention For Santa Claus After He Becomes Addicted To Ozempic
NORTH POLE-- After beloved Santa Claus lost a massive amount of weight…
Trudeau Wears Blackface So He Can Call Anyone Who Asks Him To Resign ‘A Racist’
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As calls for his resignation continue to mount, Canadian Prime…
4D Chess: Trudeau Outmaneuvers Trump By Putting Tariffs On Canadian Exports First
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In a surprise move meant to beat Donald Trump at…
UK Petition To Replace Keir Starmer With Larry The Cat Reaches More Than One Million Signatures
U.K.-- Millions of British citizens have become fed up with the current…
Sad: Trudeau Disappointed Montreal Rioters Aren’t Truckers So He Could Invoke Emergencies Act
OTTAWA, CANADA-- It has been a sad for week for Prime Minister…
Brazilian Scientists Discover New Species In Amazon Rainforest They’ve Now Identified As Bidenus Pedophilelis
BRAZIL, SOUTH AMERICA-- The scientific world is abuzz with excitement after scientists…
Two Dictators Mourn Freedoms Gained After World Wars
PARIS, FRANCE-- Two world dictators held a vigil in France on Armistice…
Awkward: Kim Jong-un Regifts Missiles Putin Gave Him Last Christmas
MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- It was an awkward moment this week in Russia between…
