Family Guy’s Herbert The Pervert Moves To The UK To Join Labour Party
UNITED KINGDOM-- Infamous cartoon pedophile actor Herbert the Pervert announced that he…
‘We’ll Fix Everything If You Vote For Us,’ Says Party That Destroyed Canada
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As the Canadian election for prime minister quickly approaches, the…
Keir Starmer Calls For Resignation Of Whoever’s Prime Minister Of UK
UNITED KINGDOM-- As the UK continues to decline and its citizens grow…
Xi Jinping Threatens To Fire Canada’s Mark Carney For Imposing Tariffs On China
BEIJING, CHINA-- Once word reached Beijing that Canadian Prime Minister-elect Mark Carney…
European Leaders Hold Emergency Meeting To Figure Out How To Blame Trump For Europe Knife Attacks
BRUSSELS-- With the deadly knife attacks growing exponentially across Europe due to…
Denmark Builds LEGO Border Wall Around Greenland To Protect Them From Trump Invasion
GREENLAND-- With President Donald Trump escalating his desire to diplomatically acquire Greenland,…
Prime Minister Keir Starmer Bans Bananas After UK Man Slips On Banana Peel
UNITED KINGDOM-- Bananas have been officially banned from the United Kingdom after…
UK Police Charge British Man With Hate Crime For Not Allowing Immigrant To Stab Him
UNITED KINGDOM-- UK police have arrested a British man this week and…
Canada Government Relieved After Hearing Executed Canadian Citizens In China Were Actually Just Euthanized
OTTAWA, CANADA-- After initially being angry at China for executing four Canadian…
Canada’s Liberal Party Unveils New Campaign Slogan: ‘Orange Man Bad’
OTTAWA, CANADA-- After mulling over a few ideas for a new campaign…
Antelope Leader Begins Importing Lions Into Their Herd To Make It More Diverse
AFRICA-- A newly elected leader of an antelope herd has been facing…
Discontented Zelensky Reminisces About The Good Old Days When A Corrupt, Senile U.S. President Would Just Send Him Billions Every Week
KIEV, UKRAINE-- Struggling to make ends meet and not getting the blind…
