DOJ Seeks Death Penalty For Luigi Mangione By Sentencing Him To Canadian Healthcare
U.S.-- The United States DOJ issued a strong statement in response to the murder of the United HealthCare CEO, suggesting that accused killer Luigi Mangione should face the maximum penalty possible by sentencing him to death by Canadian healthcare. US Attorney General Pam Bondi told everyone during her 5,000th Fox News interview that murdering a man in cold-blood deserves the…
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