Federal Judge Orders Trump To Return Released American Hostage Back To The Taliban
U.S.-- Uh-oh. A federal judge has ruled against President Donald Trump once again. After the Trump administration was able to successfully negotiate the release of an American citizen who was held captive by the Taliban in Afghanistan for the last two years, the Obama-appointed judge ruled that the release was unconstitutional and ordered for the hostage to be returned to…
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