Elon Musk Ordered To Take Yet Another Paternity Test After Optimus Robot Unveils New Baby Bot
FREMONT, CALIFORNIA-- Sending shockwaves across the internet this week, tech billionaire Elon Musk has been ordered by a California court to submit to a paternity test after an Optimus robot unveiled a newborn Baby Bot that looked eerily similar to the CEO of Tesla. With numerous paternity tests under his belt due to already fathering fourteen children with five different…
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Progressive Biden Under Fire For Only Having Two Gender Bunnies On Easter
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