Brazilian Scientists Discover New Species In Amazon Rainforest They’ve Now Identified As Bidenus Pedophilelis
BRAZIL, SOUTH AMERICA-- The scientific world is abuzz with excitement after scientists in Brazil recently discovered a new species while doing research within the Amazon rainforest and have identified the creature as the elusive Bidenus Pedophilelis. The decrepit, old creature startled the South American scientists by coming up from behind one of the female researchers where it proceeded to place…
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