Republicans Worried They May Win Midterms If They Codify Trump’s Agenda
WASHINGTON-- After President Donald Trump signed yet another executive order aimed at…
Winning: Trump Scores Free Eggroll With China Trade Deal
WASHINGTON-- A new trade deal was worked out between the United States…
Congress Warns Trump’s Executive Order To Lower Drug Prices May Affect Their Big Pharma Bribes
WASHINGTON-- Members of Congress have delivered a stern warning in response to…
Breaking: Biden Announces 2024 Presidential Run On ‘The View’
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- During Thursday's episode of daytime talk show The…
Bernie Sanders Writes ‘Reduce Carbon Emissions’ With One Of His Private Jets
WASHINGTON-- In his quest to get the lower-class citizens to reduce their…
Chinese Espionage Agent Spies On Trump At White House
WASHINGTON-- China has been up to their old tricks again of trying…
Fly That Outed Mike Pence As A RINO Traitor Receives JFK Courage Award
BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS-- The fly that landed on Mike Pence's head during the…
Nation Reminded Last Night Why Trump Won Election
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- While watching former Vice President Kamala Harris cackle and…
Trump Anxiously Starts Labeling Diet Coke Cans ‘Raw Milk’ To Avoid RFK Jr.’s Displeased Stares
WASHINGTON-- With reports of RFK Jr. going around the White House constantly…
Republicans Return From Vacation Ready To Get Back To Not Doing Anything
WASHINGTON-- Congress is finally back in session after returning from yet another…
Zelensky Quickly Agrees To Peace Deal After Trump Threatens To Send JD Vance To Meet Him
WASHINGTON-- At his wits end due to Zelensky's unwillingness to come to…
Klaus Schwab Resigns From WEF To Join Even More Evil Democrat Party
WASHINGTON-- After realizing that the World Economic Forum wasn't sinister enough for…
