Democrats Vow To Counter Trump’s Obama Meme By Running Racist Biden Again
WASHINGTON — After condemning a controversial meme video shared by President Donald…
Mitch McConnell Refuses Retirement, Announces Senate Career Will Continue As Desk-Mounted Brain
WASHINGTON — After doctors confirmed his body could no longer reliably perform…
Tim Walz Calls For 10-Day Waiting Period For Apple Cider Vinegar Purchases After Omar Incident
ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA — Minnesota Governor Tim Walz announced Thursday that he…
Ilhan Omar Distracts From Daycare Fraud Scandal With Winery Fraud Scandal
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA — In what's being called a Somalian 4D chess move,…
Vindictive Biden Calls ICE On Anchor Baby Kamala
WASHINGTON — In retaliation for scheming to oust him from the 2024…
Tim Walz Relieved After Seeing Polymarket Odds Of Pam Bondi Arresting Him Are Basically Zero
ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA — Minnesota Governor Tim Walz was seen letting out…
Pam Bondi Fears Arresting Criminals Might Set Dangerous Precedent Of Consequences
WASHINGTON — Attorney General Pam Bondi reportedly warned Americans this week that…
Gavin Newsom Flees California For Davos, Citing Unlivable Conditions Created By Current Governor
DAVOS, SWITZERLAND — California Governor Gavin Newsom confirmed Tuesday that he has…
Gavin Newsom Traumatically Disturbed By Nightmare Where He Took Responsibility For Something
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA — Visibly frightened and shaking uncontrollably, California Governor Gavin Newsom…
Congress Declares ‘Swamp Drained’ After Passing $2 DOGE Budget Cut
WASHINGTON-- Cheers erupted across Capitol Hill Thursday as Congress triumphantly declared the…
Ford Announces New Trump-Inspired ‘F-U 150’ Model After Auto Plant Visit
DEARBORN, MICHIGAN-- In a bold pivot responding to instantaneous market feedback, Ford…
RINOs Win Golden Globe Best Actor Award For Pretending To Be Republican
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA-- A coalition of establishment Republicans was awarded the Golden…
