Biden Prepares For New COVID Vaccine Rollout By Practicing His Saline Injection Performances
WASHINGTON-- While fielding questions from White House news reporters, Joe Biden revealed that an all-new and improved COVID vaccine will be released soon and he has been preparing for its…
Angry, Fed Up Republicans Threaten To Write Their Sternest Letters Yet In Response To Democrats Indictment Of Trump
WASHINGTON-- Republicans in Congress are done playing games and have had it with the Democrats unjust treatment of Donald Trump, responding to the indictment of the former president with the…
Mugshot Released Of Phone Trump Used During Georgia Election Case
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Former President Donald Trump's Oval Office phone was booked at the Fulton County jail Thursday on state charges it conspired to help overturn the 2020 presidential election in…
Republican Primary Candidates Debate On Stage To Become Next President Of Ukraine
U.S.-- Eight Republican candidate hopefuls graced the debate stage last night on Fox News in the belief that they have what it takes to become the next president of Ukraine,…
Chinese Citizens Mystified By Strange, Round, Orange Object Floating In China Sky
BEIJING, CHINA-- An extremely unusual occurrence happened in China this week when a peculiar orange, round-shaped object lightly appeared in the middle of the normally smog-covered sky, causing thousands of…
Biden Tells Maui Victims He Knows How They Feel Due To The Time He Burnt His Tongue On Buffalo Chicken Wings
MAUI, HAWAII-- After waiting two weeks to visit Maui to make sure the money he sent to Ukraine had cleared first, an empathetic Joe Biden told all the victims of…
Biden Comes Out As Gay, Says He’s Been Dating Robert L. Peters Behind Wife Jill’s Back
WASHINGTON-- Unable to hide his sexuality any longer due to the recent news concerning the elusive Robert L. Peters, Joe Biden has officially come out as gay and said that…
Bored Cat Goes On Vacation By Sitting At Different House Window
CONCORD, NEW HAMPSHIRE-- Tired of his mundane life and looking for something to do to energize his apathetic spirit, a local bored cat named Buster decided to take a huge…
Robert L. Peters Surfaces, Says Biden’s A Good Man Who Hasn’t Committed Any Crimes
WASHINGTON-- After the major news broke accusing Joe Biden of using the alias Robert L. Peters to commit crimes, an older man with white hair and mustache who eerily resembled…
Georgia Indictment Against Trump Dropped After He Says He Identifies As Stacey Abrams
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- The indictment against Donald Trump for allegedly trying to overturn the 2020 presidential election has been officially dropped after the former president went on national television dressed in…
While Biden Relaxes At Beach, Liberals Ask Why Hasn’t Trump Done Anything For Hawaii
U.S.-- As President Joe Biden relaxes on the beach while wildfires ravage the Hawaiian island of Maui, angry liberals across the United States are wondering why did Donald Trump let…
Trump Indicted For Killing Kenny
SOUTH PARK, COLORADO-- The Department of Justice has indicted Donald Trump once again, announcing that they have irrefutable proof that the former president has killed cartoon elementary student Kenny McCormick…
