Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson Appoints Notorious Gang Member ‘Lil’ Slim Reaper’ As New Police Chief Amid Record Murder Rates
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Zelensky Holds Moment Of Silence For Cocaine Destroyed On Venezuelan Boat Trump Bombed
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Man Who Gave Chinese Spy Classified Information Confident She Was ‘The One’
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British Police Deploy ‘Flag Sniffer Dogs’ Trained To Detect Citizens Hiding England Flags Inside Their Homes
LONDON, ENGLAND - In a shocking move to combat "hate symbols," the…
Republicans Introduce Bill To Ban High-Capacity Assault Trannies
WASHINGTON - In a swift response to the tragic Minneapolis school shooting,…
To Boost Struggling Economy, California Declares Homeless Tent Encampments As Official Tourist Attractions
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- In a move hailed by his office as both…
Cracker Barrel Replaces Old American Man On Logo With Illegal Alien For Half The Salary
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Gavin Newsom Appoints Illegal Indian Trucker Harjinder Singh As Director Of California Transportation
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Starmer, Macron, And Zelensky Frantically Search White House For Hunter’s Lost Bag Of Cocaine
WASHINGTON-- During the recent high-stakes meeting with President Donald Trump to discuss…
Tim Walz Joins Minnesota Vikings Cheerleading Squad To Boost Team’s Estrogen Levels
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA-- After facing backlash for the inclusion of male cheerleaders in…
Mark Carney Ecstatic Over Which Elderly Air Canada Flight Attendant To Horse-Stomp First
TORONTO, CANADA-- Taking a page out of his predecessor Justin Trudeau's playbook,…
ICE Agents Arrest British Criminal Illegal Alien Trying To Sneak Into The U.S.
JOINT BASE ANDREWS, MARYLAND-- In a major win for both the American…