UK Government Denies Human Rights Abuses, Citing ‘Citizens Not Considered Human’
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To Spite Trump, Gavin Newsom Declares California A Sanctuary State For Crime
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- Driven by a deep-seated desire to infuriate President Donald Trump,…
PM Mark Carney Burns Down Canada’s Forests To Prevent Any Future Wildfires
CANADA-- In what some experts are calling a radical new strategy to…
CNN: Why Weren’t There Any White People Present To Stop Chicago Shooting In Black Neighborhood?
U.S.-- In a groundbreaking primetime special last night, CNN anchor Jake Tapper…
Keir Starmer Attempts To Improve Abysmal Public Image By Appearing In Playboy
UK-- In a desperate bid to revamp his abysmal public image, UK…
Africans Go Thirsty After Rain Dance Fails To Invoke Well Water
KENYA, AFRICA-- Thousands of Africans in a remote village in Kenya were left…
Liberal Meltdown Intensifies After Trump Declares August ‘National Sydney Sweeney American Eagle Jeans Ad Appreciation Month’
WASHINGTON-- In a move that has ignited a fresh firestorm of liberal…
Scandal: Hulk Hogan Posthumously Canceled After Unearthed Receipt Reveals He Purchased ‘Colored’ TV Back In 1983
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Keir Starmer Hitches Ride On Trump’s Air Force One After Tie Gets Caught In Plane Door In Scotland
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Kermit The Frog Converts To Radical Islam After Spending A Week’s Vacation In London’s Muslim Quarter
LONDON, UK-- After a mere seven-day vacation in a predominantly Muslim neighborhood…
Imprisoned George Santos Kicking Himself For Not Reading Nancy Pelosi’s Book ‘How To Make Millions Insider Trading And Get Away With It’
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WSJ Reveals Trump’s Secret Letter To Herbert The Pervert Discussing Deviant ‘Popsicle Parties’
U.S.– In the latest political scandal that may possibly cause earthshattering repercussions,…