Gavin Newsom Warns ICE Raids On Businesses Could Hurt California’s Illegal Child Slave Labor Workforce
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- In response to the ICE raids on California businesses uncovering…
After Anti-Jewish Posts, ADL Forces Grok To Visit Wailing Wall In Israel As Atonement
JERUSALEM, ISRAEL-- After a slew of posts labeled as anti-Semitic by various…
UK Labour Party Members Each Receive A Quran To Assist With Transition To Sharia Law
LONDON-- In preparation for the upcoming transition from English common law to…
Case Closed: Ben Shapiro Promises Jeffrey Epstein Was ‘A Good Boy Who Didn’t Do Nothing’
NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE– Millions of people were overjoyed this week when the infamous…
FBI Asks Everyone To Stare At Bright Memory-Eraser Stick Before Claiming Jeffrey Epstein Never Existed
WASHINGTON-- In response to the millions of angry Americans still calling for…
Trump Announces Historic ‘Nancy Pelosi Vs. 100 Vodka Bottles Cage Match’ At White House For America’s Birthday
WASHINGTON-- In celebration of next year's 250th anniversary of the United States,…
Lindsey Graham Disappointed After Finding Out ‘Big, Beautiful Bill’ Wasn’t Actually A Big, Beautiful Man Named ‘Bill’
WASHINGTON-- As though his whole world came crashing down around him, South…
German Authorities Condemn Terrorist Car Attack For Not Using Horn Before Ramming Crowd
BERLIN, GERMANY-- Immediately following yet another vicious car attack, German authorities were…
Obama Teaches Zohran Mamdani How To Forge A Birth Certificate For When He Runs For President
WASHINGTON-- With New York City Mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani's popularity continuing to…
UK PM Keir Starmer Offers To Take Illegal Haitian Cannibals Being Deported By Trump
LONDON, ENGLAND-- As soon as he received word that Donald Trump was…
Bernie Sanders Offers To Pay For Dinner After Taking Money Out Of Friend’s Coat Pocket
WASHINGTON-- In a bold display of what he called grassroots wealth distribution,…
Mark Carney Claims Canada Will Achieve Net Zero Carbon Footprint Once Every Canadian Is Euthanized
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In his quest to tackle the dangerous carbon epidemic in…