Keir Starmer Hitches Ride On Trump’s Air Force One After Tie Gets Caught In Plane Door In Scotland
TURNBERRY, SCOTLAND-- In yet another diplomatic mishap for the wildly unpopular British…
Kermit The Frog Converts To Radical Islam After Spending A Week’s Vacation In London’s Muslim Quarter
LONDON, UK-- After a mere seven-day vacation in a predominantly Muslim neighborhood…
Imprisoned George Santos Kicking Himself For Not Reading Nancy Pelosi’s Book ‘How To Make Millions Insider Trading And Get Away With It’
FAIRTON, NEW JERSEY-- As he sat in prison serving a seven year…
WSJ Reveals Trump’s Secret Letter To Herbert The Pervert Discussing Deviant ‘Popsicle Parties’
U.S.– In the latest political scandal that may possibly cause earthshattering repercussions,…
Liberal Holds 10th Annual ‘Trump’s Going To Prison Any Minute Now’ Party
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- For the tenth consecutive year, local liberal and self-proclaimed…
UK Government Raises Pension Age From 66 To ‘Whenever You Die’
UNITED KINGDOM-- In a desperate attempt to funnel every last penny into…
Obama Found Innocent Of Treason After Thoroughly Investigating Himself
WASHINGTON-- After numerous calls for him to be arrested for the Russian…
Hunter Biden Embarrasses Family By Wearing Clothes During TV Interview
WILMINGTON, DELAWARE-- In an unprecedented event that has left the Biden family…
Canadian Doctor Devastated After Healthy Patient Refuses To Get Euthanized
QUEBEC, CANADA-- In a regretful tragedy that has left the Canadian medical…
Satan Wakes Up Screaming From Nightmare Being Married To Hillary Clinton
HELL-- In a scream that sent shockwaves through the fiery depths of…
Fired Stephen Colbert Spotted Holding ‘Will Tell Orange Man Bad Jokes For Food’ Sign
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- After being fired as host of The Late…
Starving Sesame Street Muppets Forced To Eat Big Bird After Congress Cuts Funding
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- Now desperate and penniless, the once-beloved residents of Sesame…