U.S. Issues Apology For Bombing England After Mistaking It For A Muslim Country
WASHINGTON-- The United States government has issued a formal apology to their…
Whoopi Goldberg Says Her Luxury Yacht Is a ‘Floating Reminder of Racial Inequality’
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- In a tearful segment on The View Thursday,…
Congress Assures Americans They’ll Be Safe Inside Nuclear Bunkers Once WW3 Kicks Off
WASHINGTON-- As war in the Middle East continues to escalate and threats…
France’s Emmanuel Macron Spends Father’s Day Alone With His Dad And Wife
PARIS, FRANCE-- News media in France were gushing at the adorable sight…
Lindsey Graham Giddily Crosses Off One More Day On Calendar World Closer To Nuclear War
WASHINGTON-- After hearing the news that war in the Middle East had…
Tim Walz Spotted Offering Tampons To Wounded LA Rioters
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- With an increasing number of rioters getting injured partaking…
Mark Carney Concerned Canadian Wildfires May Interfere With Pride Month
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As the Canadian wildfires continue to rage, newly elected Liberal…
LA Mayor Condemns Local Businesses For Selling Product That Lures Rioters Into Looting
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- In response to the hundreds of rioters who have…
Democrats Wonder Who Will Work The Rioter Jobs If All The Mexicans Are Deported
WASHINGTON-- As ICE Immigration continues rounding up violent illegal alien Mexicans partaking…
Rooftop Koreans Come Out Of Retirement For One Last Mission As LA Riots Intensify
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- With the LA riots currently worsening as the days…
Awkward: Elon Musk Shows Up At Mar-A-Lago After Forgetting He Left Little X With Trump Last Week
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- It was a tense moment early Saturday morning when…
Elon Musk Ordered To Take Yet Another Paternity Test After Optimus Robot Unveils New Baby Bot
FREMONT, CALIFORNIA-- Sending shockwaves across the internet this week, tech billionaire Elon…