Canadians Place Iran Flags In Front Of Prime Minister’s Office So U.S. Will Bomb It
OTTAWA, CANADA-- After seeing how quickly the United States targeted Iran's nuclear…
Nancy Pelosi Furious After Trump’s Israel-Iran Ceasefire Tanks Her War Stocks Portfolio
WASHINGTON-- Only hours following both Israel and Iran's agreement to Donald Trump's…
Ben Shapiro Last Seen Watching Iran Bombing Footage With Lotion And Box Of Tissues
NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE-- Numerous employees of conservative media outlet The Daily Wire were…
Desperate Zelensky Starts Selling Feet Pics Online To Fund Ukraine War
KIEV, UKRAINE-- With support for Ukraine steadily waning, a desperate President Volodymyr…
U.S. Issues Apology For Bombing England After Mistaking It For A Muslim Country
WASHINGTON-- The United States government has issued a formal apology to their…
Whoopi Goldberg Says Her Luxury Yacht Is a ‘Floating Reminder of Racial Inequality’
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- In a tearful segment on The View Thursday,…
Congress Assures Americans They’ll Be Safe Inside Nuclear Bunkers Once WW3 Kicks Off
WASHINGTON-- As war in the Middle East continues to escalate and threats…
France’s Emmanuel Macron Spends Father’s Day Alone With His Dad And Wife
PARIS, FRANCE-- News media in France were gushing at the adorable sight…
Lindsey Graham Giddily Crosses Off One More Day On Calendar World Closer To Nuclear War
WASHINGTON-- After hearing the news that war in the Middle East had…
Tim Walz Spotted Offering Tampons To Wounded LA Rioters
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- With an increasing number of rioters getting injured partaking…
Mark Carney Concerned Canadian Wildfires May Interfere With Pride Month
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As the Canadian wildfires continue to rage, newly elected Liberal…
LA Mayor Condemns Local Businesses For Selling Product That Lures Rioters Into Looting
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- In response to the hundreds of rioters who have…