ADL Places Pope Leo On ‘Antisemitism List’ For Condemning Israel’s Bombing Of Catholic Church
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Only hours after Pope Leo XIV condemned Israel's…
Keir Starmer Declares Jihad Against Infidel British Citizens
LONDON, ENGLAND--In a culmination of an ongoing war with the people of…
American Success Story: Omar Fateh Goes From Somali Pirate To Minneapolis Mayor Candidate
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA-- Another feelgood success story has recently come out of Minnesota…
Dogs In Canada Getting Sick And Tired Of Stepping In Immigrant People Poop
CANADA-- At their wits end and refusing to stay silent any longer,…
Gavin Newsom Warns ICE Raids On Businesses Could Hurt California’s Illegal Child Slave Labor Workforce
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- In response to the ICE raids on California businesses uncovering…
After Anti-Jewish Posts, ADL Forces Grok To Visit Wailing Wall In Israel As Atonement
JERUSALEM, ISRAEL-- After a slew of posts labeled as anti-Semitic by various…
UK Labour Party Members Each Receive A Quran To Assist With Transition To Sharia Law
LONDON-- In preparation for the upcoming transition from English common law to…
Case Closed: Ben Shapiro Promises Jeffrey Epstein Was ‘A Good Boy Who Didn’t Do Nothing’
NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE– Millions of people were overjoyed this week when the infamous…
FBI Asks Everyone To Stare At Bright Memory-Eraser Stick Before Claiming Jeffrey Epstein Never Existed
WASHINGTON-- In response to the millions of angry Americans still calling for…
Trump Announces Historic ‘Nancy Pelosi Vs. 100 Vodka Bottles Cage Match’ At White House For America’s Birthday
WASHINGTON-- In celebration of next year's 250th anniversary of the United States,…
Lindsey Graham Disappointed After Finding Out ‘Big, Beautiful Bill’ Wasn’t Actually A Big, Beautiful Man Named ‘Bill’
WASHINGTON-- As though his whole world came crashing down around him, South…
German Authorities Condemn Terrorist Car Attack For Not Using Horn Before Ramming Crowd
BERLIN, GERMANY-- Immediately following yet another vicious car attack, German authorities were…