Liberal Holds 10th Annual ‘Trump’s Going To Prison Any Minute Now’ Party
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- For the tenth consecutive year, local liberal and self-proclaimed…
UK Government Raises Pension Age From 66 To ‘Whenever You Die’
UNITED KINGDOM-- In a desperate attempt to funnel every last penny into…
Obama Found Innocent Of Treason After Thoroughly Investigating Himself
WASHINGTON-- After numerous calls for him to be arrested for the Russian…
Hunter Biden Embarrasses Family By Wearing Clothes During TV Interview
WILMINGTON, DELAWARE-- In an unprecedented event that has left the Biden family…
Canadian Doctor Devastated After Healthy Patient Refuses To Get Euthanized
QUEBEC, CANADA-- In a regretful tragedy that has left the Canadian medical…
Satan Wakes Up Screaming From Nightmare Being Married To Hillary Clinton
HELL-- In a scream that sent shockwaves through the fiery depths of…
Fired Stephen Colbert Spotted Holding ‘Will Tell Orange Man Bad Jokes For Food’ Sign
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- After being fired as host of The Late…
Starving Sesame Street Muppets Forced To Eat Big Bird After Congress Cuts Funding
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- Now desperate and penniless, the once-beloved residents of Sesame…
ADL Places Pope Leo On ‘Antisemitism List’ For Condemning Israel’s Bombing Of Catholic Church
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Only hours after Pope Leo XIV condemned Israel's…
Keir Starmer Declares Jihad Against Infidel British Citizens
LONDON, ENGLAND--In a culmination of an ongoing war with the people of…
American Success Story: Omar Fateh Goes From Somali Pirate To Minneapolis Mayor Candidate
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA-- Another feelgood success story has recently come out of Minnesota…
Dogs In Canada Getting Sick And Tired Of Stepping In Immigrant People Poop
CANADA-- At their wits end and refusing to stay silent any longer,…