Tag: Rated PG

Black Man Arrested For Critically Wounding White Seagull

BLANCO, FLORIDA-- A black man was arrested today in what many reputable…

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Obama Gives Fiery Speech Without Teleprompter

WASHINGTON-- This morning, in what willย become one of the most talked about…

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Trump Hires Famous Mexican Mariachi Band Los Mierdas

MIAMI, FLORIDA-- In an effort to smooth over relationsย with Mexico, billionaire businessman…

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Horse Manure: Beauty Secret Or Just Horse Crap

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Everyone knows a little TLC on the skin can…

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