CNN Issues Apology For Accidentally Reporting A Black-On-White Crime
ATLANTA, GEORGIA - CNN issued an emergency statement late Friday apologizing profusely…
DC Liberal Outraged After Trump’s Military Crackdown Leaves Her Unmolested For 2nd Month Straight
WASHINGTON - Local resident and self-proclaimed "progressive liberal" Karen Jenkins, 32, expressed…
UK Police Arrest Baby For ‘Hate Crime’ After Crying At Immigrant Nurse
LONDON, UK-- In what is being hailed as a landmark victory for…
Canada AirBnB-Style ‘Breaking And Entering’ App Launches, Allowing Criminals To Pre-Book Home Invasions
TORONTO, CANADA - In a bizarre move to "de-escalate violence," the Canadian…
Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson Appoints Notorious Gang Member ‘Lil’ Slim Reaper’ As New Police Chief Amid Record Murder Rates
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS - In a move that has left residents both bewildered…
Zelensky Holds Moment Of Silence For Cocaine Destroyed On Venezuelan Boat Trump Bombed
KIEV, UKRAINE- Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, visibly shaken and clutching a small…
Man Who Gave Chinese Spy Classified Information Confident She Was ‘The One’
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA - In a tale of espionage wrapped in a…
British Police Deploy ‘Flag Sniffer Dogs’ Trained To Detect Citizens Hiding England Flags Inside Their Homes
LONDON, ENGLAND - In a shocking move to combat "hate symbols," the…
Republicans Introduce Bill To Ban High-Capacity Assault Trannies
WASHINGTON - In a swift response to the tragic Minneapolis school shooting,…
To Boost Struggling Economy, California Declares Homeless Tent Encampments As Official Tourist Attractions
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- In a move hailed by his office as both…
Cracker Barrel Replaces Old American Man On Logo With Illegal Alien For Half The Salary
U.S.-- In yet another example of big corporations cutting costs at the…
Gavin Newsom Appoints Illegal Indian Trucker Harjinder Singh As Director Of California Transportation
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- In defiance of Trump and federal as well as Florida…