JB Pritzker Yells ‘Nothing To See Here, Move Along,’ As Antifa Burns Down Governor’s Mansion Behind Him
SPRINGFIELD, ILLINOIS-- Flanked by Antifa rioters in black bloc gear throwing Molotov…
Canada Geese Frustrated That Immigrants Keep Pooping On Their Territory
TORONTO, CANADA-- Tensions have been escalating in the Great White North as…
Chicago Mayor Warns Trump’s Military Presence Could Disrupt Drive-By Shootings
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- In an impassioned press conference held this morning at City…
Nancy Pelosi Goes On ‘Botox Strike’ Until Illegal Aliens Receive Free Healthcare
WASHINGTON-- In response to the government shutdown, former Speaker of the House…
Local Man Uses ADL’s Extremist Files To Identify Trustworthy Businesses And Individuals
OAKHAVEN, OHIO-- A local 32-year-old man named John Smith of suburban Ohio…
Keir Starmer Promises Digital ID Will Only Be Used To Track White British Citizens
LONDON, UK - Under the guise of tackling illegal immigration, UK Prime…
Dallas ICE Shooter With Terrible Aim Revealed As Stormtrooper
DALLAS. TEXAS-- Only hours after the incident occurred, authorities have confirmed that…
Gavin Newsom Forces ICE Agents To Unmask Just Like He Did During His COVID Mask Mandate
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- Being hailed by progressives as a critical step toward accountability,…
Emmanuel Macron’s Wife Brigitte Provides Photo Evidence Confirming She’s A Woman
PARIS, FRANCE-- In an odd twist to an already contentious slander lawsuit,…
Mark Carney Honors Notorious Serial Killer For Reducing Canada’s Carbon Footprint
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In a climate change ceremony at Parliament Hill, Prime Minister…
U.S. Sends Goat Ambassador To Afghanistan To Woo Taliban Into Returning Bagram Air Base
WASHINGTON-- In a bizarre attempt to reclaim Bagram Air Base from the…
Democrats Claim Founding Fathers Were Actually Indian H-1B Workers Who Built America
WASHINGTON-- In a bizarre attempt to justify their stance on immigration, prominent…