Canada Rolls Out ‘Immigrant Poop Stations’ Nationwide To Combat Outdoor Defecation Epidemic
OTTAWA, CANADA - In an effort to tackle the country's escalating public…
New Muslim Mayor Zohran Mamdani Invites Gay Supporters To Rooftop Celebration
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- To show his appreciation for helping him…
Andrew Cuomo Vows To Personally Grope Every Woman In NYC Within First 100 Days As Mayor
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- In a last ditch effort to win…
Obama Teaches Zohran Mamdani How To Drone Strike Innocent Civilians
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- While on the campaign trail stumping for his…
Canadian Government Announces Toronto Blue Jays To Be Euthanized After World Series Loss
OTTAWA, CANADA - Fresh from their crushing defeat in the 2025 World…
With Government Shutdown, Furloughed Scientists Forced To Conduct Lab Experiments On Family Members
WASHINGTON-- As the government shutdown stretches into its fifth week, reports are…
Keir Starmer Declares Immigrant Knife Crime Epidemic Solved After UK Police Cease Counting Attacks
LONDON, UK-- In a historic press conference, Prime Minister Keir Starmer beamed…
Gavin Newsom Recounts Growing Up As A Poor Black Child In Compton Eating Wonder Bread And Grape Soda
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- In an effort to connect with black voters, California…
Republican States Unveil ‘Beware Of California Drivers’ Caution Signs
U.S.-- In an effort to protect their citizens from the Golden State's…
Ireland To Solve Migrant Crisis By Importing More Migrants
DUBLIN, IRELAND-- In a bold move to address the nation's spiraling migrant…
Absentminded Terrorist Keeps Leaving Sticky Notes To Remind Him To Blow Up Building
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- According to sources close to the international…
Alec Baldwin Cleared In Hamptons Crash After Mistaking Tree For Trump Supporter
EAST HAMPTON, NEW YORK-- In a stunning victory for selective justice, renowned…