FBI Director Kash Patel Deported After H-1B Visa Expires
MUMBAI, INDIA-- As part of Immigration and Customs Enforcement's promise to crack…
Dr. Fauci Spotted Wearing Furry Costume Luring Beagles Into Secret Basement Lab
WASHINGTON-- Local dog owners have been on high alert after it was…
Michelle Obama Denies Ever Calling White Crackers ‘Honkys’
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- In a jaw-dropping moment during the IMO: The…
Congress Introduces Bill To Require All H-1B Visa Workers To Take Mandatory Toilet Training Classes
WASHINGTON-- After news broke that the Trump administration was preparing to bring…
Keir Starmer Vows To Get Tough On Illegal Immigration By Frowning Disapprovingly Whenever Talking About Migrant Crisis
LONDON, UK-- In an unorthodox move to tackle the UK's spiraling migrant…
Indian Man Clarifies Face Mask Is For Air Pollution, Not The Waist-Deep Trash And Poop Surrounding Him
MUMBAI, INDIA - Speaking to British reporters atop a mountain of rotting…
Canada Geese Panic They’ll Be Killed Next After One Coughs Outside Canadian Parliament
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Only one day after hundreds of ostriches were culled by…
Ex-Con Believes His Extensive Criminal History Will Make Him An Excellent Addition To Congress
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- Only days after Nancy Pelosi announced her retirement from…
Canada Rolls Out ‘Immigrant Poop Stations’ Nationwide To Combat Outdoor Defecation Epidemic
OTTAWA, CANADA - In an effort to tackle the country's escalating public…
New Muslim Mayor Zohran Mamdani Invites Gay Supporters To Rooftop Celebration
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- To show his appreciation for helping him…
Andrew Cuomo Vows To Personally Grope Every Woman In NYC Within First 100 Days As Mayor
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- In a last ditch effort to win…
Obama Teaches Zohran Mamdani How To Drone Strike Innocent Civilians
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- While on the campaign trail stumping for his…