Katy Perry Proudly Announces Boyfriend Justin Trudeau Is Pregnant With Their First Baby
MONTECITO, CALIFORNIA-- Only months after they had their first date, global pop…
Trump Declares Jive Turkey Pardon ‘Historic Civil Rights Achievement’
WASHINGTON-- In a move the Trump campaign is calling "transformative for race…
Another Black Gang Shooting In Democrat-Run Chicago, Mayor Promises To Blame White People Again
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- In a press conference held hours after yet another black…
Tall New York City Buildings On High Alert After Zohran Mamdani Boards Plane
NEW YORK-- Emergency protocols were quietly activated across Manhattan’s tallest skyscrapers this…
FBI Director Kash Patel Deported After H-1B Visa Expires
MUMBAI, INDIA-- As part of Immigration and Customs Enforcement's promise to crack…
Dr. Fauci Spotted Wearing Furry Costume Luring Beagles Into Secret Basement Lab
WASHINGTON-- Local dog owners have been on high alert after it was…
Michelle Obama Denies Ever Calling White Crackers ‘Honkys’
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- In a jaw-dropping moment during the IMO: The…
Congress Introduces Bill To Require All H-1B Visa Workers To Take Mandatory Toilet Training Classes
WASHINGTON-- After news broke that the Trump administration was preparing to bring…
Keir Starmer Vows To Get Tough On Illegal Immigration By Frowning Disapprovingly Whenever Talking About Migrant Crisis
LONDON, UK-- In an unorthodox move to tackle the UK's spiraling migrant…
Indian Man Clarifies Face Mask Is For Air Pollution, Not The Waist-Deep Trash And Poop Surrounding Him
MUMBAI, INDIA - Speaking to British reporters atop a mountain of rotting…
Canada Geese Panic They’ll Be Killed Next After One Coughs Outside Canadian Parliament
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Only one day after hundreds of ostriches were culled by…
Ex-Con Believes His Extensive Criminal History Will Make Him An Excellent Addition To Congress
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- Only days after Nancy Pelosi announced her retirement from…