Afghanistan Dating App: Find True Love
(PARODY) Commercial for Afghanistan's all-new dating app, the premier dating app for…
New California Mandate Requires ID To Prove You Are Under 12 Before Purchasing Tobacco
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- California officials announced a sweeping new public health mandate this…
Ilhan Omar Furious After Catching Brother With Another Sister
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA-- Minnesota Congresswoman Ilhan Omar was reportedly livid Wednesday evening after…
Trump Orders Airstrikes On Nigeria After Finally Snapping Over Nigerian Scam Emails
WASHINGTON-- The White House confirmed that President Donald Trump authorized targeted airstrikes…
UK Police Charge Santa With Hate Crime After Being Stabbed In London
LONDON, UK-- British police confirmed Thursday that Santa Claus has been formally…
Immigrants In Canada Demand Warmer Sidewalks For Outdoor Pooping
TORONTO, CANADA-- A group representing Canada’s Indian immigrant community has filed a…
Chuck Schumer Hisses And Recoils In Agony After Staffer Wishes Him ‘Merry Christmas’
WASHINGTON-- Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer reportedly emitted a low, animalistic hiss…
Pfizer Says Vaccines Would Be More Effective If People Stopped Having Side Effects
NEW YORK-- Pharmaceutical giant Pfizer released a statement Thursday clarifying that its…
UK Government Reassures Nation Everything Failing Exactly As Planned
LONDON, UK-- The UK government has moved to calm growing public concern…
CNN Claims Mirror Photo Proves Trump Was ‘Somewhere’ At ‘Some Time’
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- CNN declared a major breakthrough after analyzing a newly resurfaced…
Housing Crisis Worsens As Canadian Government Agrees The Problem Is Not Enough Immigrants
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As more Canadians are being forced to live in their…
ICE Lures Somalis Out Of Minnesota Homes Using Lightbulbs Duct-Taped To Broomsticks
ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA-- In a bold new tactic meant to ramp up…