Bad Bunny Super Bowl Halftime Show Performance To Feature California Homeless Fentanyl Addicts As Backup Dancers
SANTA CLARA, CALIFORNIA —In a groundbreaking move to celebrate authentic California diversity,…
Democrats Vow To Counter Trump’s Obama Meme By Running Racist Biden Again
WASHINGTON — After condemning a controversial meme video shared by President Donald…
Keir Starmer Resigns, Announces He’s Been Replaced By His Sister Keira Starmer
LONDON, UK — In a dramatic and completely serious press conference, UK…
Mitch McConnell Refuses Retirement, Announces Senate Career Will Continue As Desk-Mounted Brain
WASHINGTON — After doctors confirmed his body could no longer reliably perform…
White Celebrities Wear Blackface In Solidarity With Somali Fraudsters
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA — In an effort to show solidarity with the Somali…
Unvaccinated Americans Enjoying Another Year Of Biden’s ‘Winter Of Severe Illness And Death’
U.S. — Millions of unvaccinated Americans confirmed this week that they have…
Nolan Announces Sequel ‘Odyssey 2: Electric Boogaloo’ Starring Megan Thee Stallion As Twerking Achilles
HOLLYWOOD — Director Christopher Nolan has officially greenlit Odyssey 2: Electric Boogaloo, the…
Rioters Struggle To Vandalize Already Ruined Los Angeles
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA — A coalition of anti-ICE far-leftists and Mexican nationalists…
Xi Jinping Invites Keir Starmer To China To Show Citizens What A Real Dictator Looks Like
BEIJING, CHINA — In a subtle geopolitical maneuver intended to boost domestic…
Vindictive Biden Calls ICE On Anchor Baby Kamala
WASHINGTON — In retaliation for scheming to oust him from the 2024…
China Calls Trump Reckless For Buying Greenland, Says Responsible Empires Take Islands By Force
BEIJING, CHINA — The Chinese government condemned President Donald Trump’s reported interest…
Ford Announces New Trump-Inspired ‘F-U 150’ Model After Auto Plant Visit
DEARBORN, MICHIGAN-- In a bold pivot responding to instantaneous market feedback, Ford…