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British Man Charged With Assault After Bruising Attacker’s Knuckles With His Face
LONDON — In a stunning display of modern, progressive crowd control, the…
Tearful Mark Carney Uses Canada Day Address To Thank Millions Of Indian Immigrants For Replacing Nation’s White People
OTTAWA, ONTARIO — Wiping away tears during a deeply emotional, nationally televised…
Trump Spends Afternoon Watching Migrants Fight In Steel Cage
WASHINGTON — Describing the event as a relaxing way to clear his…
German Police Raid Domestic Terrorist Grandmother’s Home For Harboring An Air Conditioner
BERLIN, GERMANY — In a swift, pre-dawn operation, heavily armed tactical units…
Mamdani Vows To Defend Haitian Migrants’ Right To Backyard Cat Barbecues
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — In a defiant rebuke of the conservative…
Radical New York Democrats Celebrate Election Victory With 21-US Flag Burning Salute
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Following a sweeping string of primary victories for…
UK Police Rescue Trafficked Teenager Just To Arrest Her For Illegal TikTok Use
ROTHERHAM, UK — In a dramatic, early-morning raid that authorities are hailing…
MLB Suspends God For Three Games Following Unauthorized Rainbow Usage
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA — In a landmark disciplinary action, Major League Baseball…
UK Police Storm Hospital After Ultrasound Spots Fetus Forming A ‘Hate Symbol’ With Its Hand
LONDON, UK — In a swift and decisive victory for digital safety,…
Trump Unveils Pride Month Concession By Appointing Lindsey Graham As Lead Octagon Girl For UFC Freedom Event
WASHINGTON — In a historic bipartisan compromise to appease angry Democrats and fulfill…
UK Government Cracks Down On Knife Crime By Limiting Migrants To Three Stabbings Per Week
LONDON, UK — Facing mounting pressure from citizens over a relentless wave…