Japanese Domino’s Delivery Driver Commits Seppuku In Shame After Being One Minute Late With Pizza Order
TOKYO, JAPAN — A delivery driver for Domino's Pizza Japan reportedly committed…
Iran Council Chooses Achmed The Dead Terrorist As New Supreme Leader
TEHRAN, IRAN — Following the sudden death of Iran’s longtime Supreme Leader…
Mark Carney Secures Historic Foreign Investment After Modi Agrees To Send Millions More Indians Into Canada
NEW DELHI, INDIA — During his recent trip to India, Canadian Prime…
US Government Apologizes For Accidentally Releasing Iran False Flag Two Weeks Before It Happens
WASHINGTON— The State Department issued a rare formal apology today after a…
Kamala Harris Holds Her Own State Of The Union To Liquor Cabinet Members Jack Daniel’s, Jim Beam, And Jose Cuervo
WASHINGTON—Refusing to let a crushing electoral defeat silence her voice, former Vice…
Trump Kicks Off State Of The Union By Waterboarding CNN Reporter
WASHINGTON—President Donald Trump opened his 2026 State of the Union address Tuesday…
Keir Starmer Appoints Grooming Gang Expert Prince Andrew To Lead Inquiry Into Rape Gangs
LONDON, UK — After months of mounting public pressure, Prime Minister Keir…
CNN Investigates Alarming Absence Of Black Crows In Predominantly White Seagull Beach Communities
ATLANTA, GEORGIA— CNN's investigative unit has uncovered a troubling lack of avian…
Mayor Mamdani Goes Door-To-Door Checking Under Floorboards For Hidden Dogs
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK — Mayor Zohran Mamdani announced a citywide…
AOC Prepares For Munich Foreign Policy Conference By Watching ‘Team America: World Police’
MUNICH, GERMANY — After arriving at the 62nd Munich Security Conference, Representative…
Mark Carney Prevents Future Trans School Shootings By Banning All Canada Schools
OTTAWA, CANADA — In a move hailed by the Liberal government as…
Pam Bondi Narrowly Prevents Any Epstein Clients From Facing Justice
WASHINGTON — In a display of breathtaking legal gymnastics, U.S. Attorney General…