Keir Starmer Reassures Grooming Gang Victims He’s Not Doing Anything To Stop It From Happening Again
LONDON, ENGLAND-- In a move critics called "shockingly tone-deaf," Prime Minister Keir…
Man Who Spent Two Years Calling Republicans ‘Weird’ Shocked To Discover Name-Calling Can Be Hurtful
ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA-- During a tearful press conference, Minnesota Governor and former…
NAACP Demands NHL End Systemic Beating Of Black Pucks By Predominantly White Hockey Players
U.S.-- The NAACP, joined by other prominent black advocacy groups, has issued…
In New Book, Franklin The Turtle Develops Myocarditis After The COVID Vaccine
CANADA-- In a devastating plot twist, beloved Canadian children's book character Franklin…
Trump Taunts Ilhan Omar By Parking His MAGA Garbage Truck Outside Her Home
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA-- Only days after referring to Ilhan Omar as "garbage" and…
Tim Walz Arrested For Throwing Tampons At ICE Agents During Somali Protest
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA-- During a heated confrontation with federal law enforcement, Minnesota Governor…
Stab-Proof Vests Top Germany’s Christmas Wish Lists For Safety-Conscious Citizens
BERLIN, GERMANY-- In response to the mass stabbings being perpetrated by immigrants,…
Man Who Wished Death On Unvaccinated Now Humbly Asks For Their Blood Donations
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- In a stunning reversal, local liberal activist and former…
Mark Carney Scolds Canadians For Electing Such An Awful Prime Minister
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In what he has called one of the biggest blunders…
Ilhan Omar Longs For The Simpler Times When She Only Had To Buy One Holiday Gift For Brother And Husband
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA-- Congresswoman Ilhan Omar, known for her impassioned speeches on immigration…
Confused Zelensky Wondering If That Third Mansion Might’ve Triggered Corruption Probe
KIEV, UKRAINE-- After news broke that his administration was being investigated for…
RFK Jr. Recommends Americans Inject Thanksgiving Dinner Directly Into Bloodstream For Maximum Nutrient Absorption
WASHINGTON-- In an early morning Thanksgiving Day press conference, Health and Human…