Mayor Sadiq Khan Fears If Trump’s Elected Britons Will No Longer Get Stabbed In London
LONDON, ENGLAND-- Amid the possibility that Donald Trump could become the next…
Canada’s Pierre Poilievre Releases New Simple, Effective Campaign Slogan: ‘I’m Not Perfect, But At Least I’m Not Trudeau’
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In the attempt to win the prime minister's position and…
UK Police Arrest Dog For Barking At Immigrant
LONDON, ENGLAND-- Another dangerous, far-right extremist was taken off the streets in…
UK’s Keir Starmer Gives Press Conference Sporting Cool New Mustache And Military Uniform
LONDON, ENGLAND-- During a recent press conference on the ongoing protests in…
Justin Trudeau Jealous UK’s Keir Starmer Gets To Beat And Arrest Protesters
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As Prime Minister Keir Starmer continues to come down hard…
Headscarf-Clad Keir Starmer Declares Jihad On UK’s Infidel Protesters
LONDON, ENGLAND-- After thousands of UK citizens rose up in protest due…
Trudeau Tries Boosting Struggling Campaign By Just Being Honest And Admitting He’s A Dictator
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In a last ditch effort to try and revive his…
Emmanuel Macron Assures World Algerian Boxer Is Just As Much Of A Woman As His Wife Brigitte
PARIS, FRANCE-- The President of France Emmanuel Macron has officially made a…
Venezuela’s Maduro Promises Wife It’s Elon Musk Who Keeps Leaving Their Toilet Seat Up
CARACAS, VENEZUELA-- After getting confronted by his angry wife for leaving their…
Justin Trudeau Offers Maduro His Mounted Police To Trample Unruly Venezuelan Protesters
OTTAWA, CANADA-- After watching the protests against Nicolás Maduro in Venezuela in…
President Xi Impressed With American Media’s Chinese Communist-Style Push Of Kamala Propaganda
BEIJING, CHINA-- American news media outlets have caught the attention and admiration…
Justin Trudeau Copies Kamala Harris’ Campaign Strategy By Also Running As A Fake Black Politician
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has recently revamped his campaign…
