Mike Johnson Says He Wasn’t Wearing His Glasses When He Passed Ukraine Bill
WASHINGTON-- After receiving backlash on social media from his constituents for passing…
In Response To Ron DeSantis’ Chaplain Bill, Gavin Newsom Appoints Satan Head Of California Education
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- In response to Republican Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signing a…
Biden Hides Wallet Before Nervously Entering Philadelphia Wawa During Staged Visit
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- While on his staged visit to a local convenience store…
Biden Rally Reaches Record Numbers After One Man Shows Up At Gas Station Appearance
PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA-- News media outlets are congratulating Joe Biden on his recent…
Trump Offers Bill Barr Bucket Of Fried Chicken To Retract Presidential Endorsement
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- After hearing corrupt Bill Barr on a recent Fox…
Biden Places Ballot Boxes In Foreign Countries For Illegal Aliens Who Want To Vote Early
WASHINGTON-- As a way to make sure that every vote is counted,…
Biden Appoints Illegal Alien Pedro As New US Border Czar
WASHINGTON-- In response to the Republicans' criticism of the horrible job VP…
Illegal Aliens Squat Inside AOC’s New York District Office Since She’s Never There Anyway
QUEENS, NEW YORK-- After being invited into the country by President Joe…
Progressive Biden Under Fire For Only Having Two Gender Bunnies On Easter
WASHINGTON-- After angering millions of Christians and Catholics for recognizing Easter as…
Democrat New York Governor Ends ‘Homeowners’ Rights’ In Response To DeSantis Stopping ‘Squatters’ Rights’
ALBANY, NEW YORK-- Angry at Republican Ron DeSantis for defending the rights…
Biden Rushed To Emergency Room After Getting Big Lap Dance From Lizzo At Fundraiser
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- A major mishap happened during yesterday's Democratic…
Kamala Harris On Not Understanding Puerto Rican Protesters: ‘I Don’t Speak French’
SAN JUAN, PUERTO RICO-- After stupidly dancing and clapping along to a group…