Florida Officials Warn Residents Of Giant Rodent Peeping Into Children’s Windows At Night
ORLANDO, FLORIDA-- Government officials in Florida are warning parents to be on the lookout for a very large rodent that's been going around neighborhoods at night and peeping into the…
New Disney Park Rule Requires Mickey Mouse To Grope Your Children At Gate Entry
ORLANDO, FLORIDA-- In response to Florida's so-called "Don't Say Gay" bill, Disney vowed to overturn the legislation and has already implemented its own new demands in resistance to the bill,…
Cat Community Passes Controversial ‘Don’t Say Spay’ Bill
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA-- A large cat community in northern Florida passed a controversial bill Friday called the "Don't Say Spay" bill, causing immediate condemnation from feline spay rights groups who say…
Fox News Hires Will Smith As Reporter For All Biden Speeches
WASHINGTON-- Fox News Channel has recently hired Will Smith as their White House correspondent to confront President Joe Biden during all press briefings, saying they were impressed with the Hollywood…
CNN Says Newly Released Video Shows Trump Slapping Chris Rock, Not Will Smith
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Newly unearthed video was recently aired on America's most trusted news source CNN last night showing President Donald Trump walking up on stage at the Oscars and slapping…
Amy Schumer Hosts Oscars Alone After Eating Regina Hall And Wanda Sykes In Opening Monologue
HOLLYWOOD-- There was a small change in Sunday's Oscars ceremony when comedienne Amy Schumer was forced to host the awards show all alone after eating her two cohosts during the…
Biden Says Americans Can Save Money On Groceries By Not Eating
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to combat the exorbitant cost of food, President Joe Biden announced his plan to help Americans save money at the supermarket by urging everyone to just…
Dr. Fauci Jealous After Liberals Exchange Him For President Zelensky Pillows
U.S.-- Millions of liberals across the United States have thrown out their Dr. Fauci pillows and replaced them with pillows of the current trendy guy President Volodymyr Zelensky, causing the…
Samuel L. Jackson To Play Zelensky In Upcoming Movie About Ukrainian President
HOLLYWOOD-- A new movie is set to hit the big screen this summer honoring the life of the greatest human to ever exist Volodymyr Zelensky, with outstanding black actor Samuel…
USA To Russia: ‘Only We’re Allowed To Commit War Crimes’
WASHINGTON-- In response to the accusations of indiscriminate attacks by Russian forces in Ukraine, the American government issued a stern response saying that only the United States is allowed to…
First Grader Nominated To Supreme Court After Providing Definition Of The Word ‘Woman’
WASHINGTON-- A first grade girl from Kansas has made history for becoming the youngest person ever nominated to the United States Supreme Court after explaining to Congress what a woman…
Arnold Schwarzenegger And Steven Seagal Settle Russia Ukraine Conflict On Big Screen
HOLLYWOOD-- Famous American movie actors Steven Seagal and Arnold Schwarzenegger have both recently weighed in on the conflict between Russia and Ukraine, with both Hollywood heavyweights picking a different side…
