Democrats Ask For Election Fraud Amnesty Ahead Of Midterm Elections
WASHINGTON-- A large number of Democrat politicians have asked the American people for amnesty for the 2022 midterm elections that they are planning on stealing in only a few more…
Gay, Black, Immigrant, Female White House Press Secretary Fired For Not Being Diverse Enough
WASHINGTON-- The Biden administration has announced that they have fired White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre for not being diverse enough or having enough inclusive points, stating that they have…
Nancy Pelosi Drafts Articles Of Impeachment Against Trump Over Her Husband’s Quarrel
WASHINGTON-- House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has drafted articles of impeachment against Donald Trump, claiming the MAGA president is responsible for her husband Paul Pelosi and David DePape arguing in their…
Twitter Greatly Improves After Elon Musk Replaces Fired Workers With Chimpanzees
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- Immediately after Elon Musk fired a bunch of useless human workers and then hired chimpanzees in their place, the new Twitter owner said that the social media…
John Fetterman Hires Caveman To Help Improve His Public Speaking Abilities
BRADDOCK, PENNSYLVANIA-- After Republican Dr. Oz tweeted that he would like a second debate, John Fetterman's campaign manager quickly hired a caveman named Grog to help the Democratic Senate candidate…
Man Ostracized By Liberal Friends For Refusing To Get Ukraine Flag Tattoo On Forehead
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- A California man is being ostracized by his liberal friends for not having the flag of Ukraine tattooed across his face, with his former friends now claiming…
Democrats Pander To Dead People To Try And Win The Deceased Vote
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- With the presidential election only months away, frantic Democrats have been going from graveyard to graveyard pandering to potential dead voters in an effort to sway them to…
White House Says Biden To Dress Up As Real President For Halloween
WASHINGTON-- For the third year in a row, the White House has confirmed that Joe Biden will be enjoying the Halloween festivities by dressing up as a real president of…
Klaus Schwab Unveils New WEF Mini-Me Clone To Help Him Take Over The World
GENEVA, SWITZERLAND-- In an effort to help expedite his diabolical quest to take over the world, World Economic Forum founder Klaus Schwab had himself cloned with an exact replica of…
Winnie The Pooh Has Eeyore Mysteriously Removed From Hundred Acre Wood Event
HUNDRED ACRE WOOD-- A major controversy has been swirling on social media regarding Winnie the Pooh's unexpected removal of Eeyore from a recent Hundred Acre Wood meeting, as the anthropomorphic…
John Fetterman Promises If Elected He’ll Be Real Pain In The Neck For Republicans
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- Democratic Senate candidate John Fetterman has promised his voters that if elected to Congress he'll be a real pain in the neck for Republicans, saying he plans on…
Obese Cocaine Addict Says He’s Cutting Back By Snorting Only Diet Coke
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- An obese man out of New York is being heralded as a hero by health officials for his stunning transformation after the fat man cut…
