Unvaccinated Americans Enjoying Another Year Of Biden’s ‘Winter Of Severe Illness And Death’
U.S. — Millions of unvaccinated Americans confirmed this week that they have…
Planet Fitness Names Transgender Serial Killer Buffalo Bill As Gym Ambassador Of The Year
WELLINGTON, NH-- In a move corporate spokespeople are calling strategically inclusive, Planet…
RFK Jr. Leaves T-Bone Steak And Raw Milk Out For Santa
WASHINGTON-- In a heartwarming yet unorthodox display of holiday cheer, Health and…
Pfizer Says Vaccines Would Be More Effective If People Stopped Having Side Effects
NEW YORK-- Pharmaceutical giant Pfizer released a statement Thursday clarifying that its…
Scientists Successfully Teach Man In Parrot Costume To Say Swear Words
PALO ALTO, CALIFORNIA-- In what is being hailed as a groundbreaking leap…
RFK Jr. Recommends Americans Inject Thanksgiving Dinner Directly Into Bloodstream For Maximum Nutrient Absorption
WASHINGTON-- In an early morning Thanksgiving Day press conference, Health and Human…
Dr. Fauci Spotted Wearing Furry Costume Luring Beagles Into Secret Basement Lab
WASHINGTON-- Local dog owners have been on high alert after it was…
With Government Shutdown, Furloughed Scientists Forced To Conduct Lab Experiments On Family Members
WASHINGTON-- As the government shutdown stretches into its fifth week, reports are…
RFK Jr. Announces New Tylenol Coated In Beef Tallow As Healthier Alternative
WASHINGTON-- In a move aimed at fighting autism and seed oil tyranny,…
Pregnant Liberals Start Snorting Coke After RFK Jr. Claims Cocaine Bad For Unborn Babies
U.S.-- In response to a recent health announcement by RFK Jr., thousands…
Drug Companies Sue Government, Claiming RFK Jr.’s Side Effects Mandate Violates Their First Amendment Right To Mislead Consumers
U.S.-- In response to a recent decision by RFK Jr., a coalition…
Liberals Rush To Inject As Many Vaccines As Possible Before RFK Jr. Bans Them
U.S.-- Following the announcement that Health Secretary RFK Jr. was terminating the…
