RFK Jr. Recommends Americans Inject Thanksgiving Dinner Directly Into Bloodstream For Maximum Nutrient Absorption
WASHINGTON-- In an early morning Thanksgiving Day press conference, Health and Human…
Dr. Fauci Spotted Wearing Furry Costume Luring Beagles Into Secret Basement Lab
WASHINGTON-- Local dog owners have been on high alert after it was…
With Government Shutdown, Furloughed Scientists Forced To Conduct Lab Experiments On Family Members
WASHINGTON-- As the government shutdown stretches into its fifth week, reports are…
RFK Jr. Announces New Tylenol Coated In Beef Tallow As Healthier Alternative
WASHINGTON-- In a move aimed at fighting autism and seed oil tyranny,…
Pregnant Liberals Start Snorting Coke After RFK Jr. Claims Cocaine Bad For Unborn Babies
U.S.-- In response to a recent health announcement by RFK Jr., thousands…
Drug Companies Sue Government, Claiming RFK Jr.’s Side Effects Mandate Violates Their First Amendment Right To Mislead Consumers
U.S.-- In response to a recent decision by RFK Jr., a coalition…
Liberals Rush To Inject As Many Vaccines As Possible Before RFK Jr. Bans Them
U.S.-- Following the announcement that Health Secretary RFK Jr. was terminating the…
With Sesame Street Shutting Down, Liberals Not Sure Where They’ll Get Their Medical Advice
U.S.-- With children's television program Sesame Street getting defunded and possibly shut…
After Anti-Jewish Posts, ADL Forces Grok To Visit Wailing Wall In Israel As Atonement
JERUSALEM, ISRAEL-- After a slew of posts labeled as anti-Semitic by various…
Elon Musk Apologizes To Trump After Eating A Snickers Bar: ‘I Wasn’t Myself’
U.S.-- Following yet another angry public tirade against Donald Trump, Elon Musk…
Pfizer Quietly Updates COVID Vaccine Warning Label With Just A Skull And Crossbones Symbol
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- As though it were done in the middle…
MAHA: RFK Jr. Announces Vaccines Will Now Be Cooked In Beef Tallow
U.S.-- Health and Human Services Secretary RFK Jr. recently announced another win…
