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RFK Jr. Announces New Tylenol Coated In Beef Tallow As Healthier Alternative
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Pregnant Liberals Start Snorting Coke After RFK Jr. Claims Cocaine Bad For Unborn Babies
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Liberals Rush To Inject As Many Vaccines As Possible Before RFK Jr. Bans Them
U.S.-- Following the announcement that Health Secretary RFK Jr. was terminating the…
With Sesame Street Shutting Down, Liberals Not Sure Where They’ll Get Their Medical Advice
U.S.-- With children's television program Sesame Street getting defunded and possibly shut…
Elon Musk Apologizes To Trump After Eating A Snickers Bar: ‘I Wasn’t Myself’
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Pfizer Quietly Updates COVID Vaccine Warning Label With Just A Skull And Crossbones Symbol
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MAHA: RFK Jr. Announces Vaccines Will Now Be Cooked In Beef Tallow
U.S.-- Health and Human Services Secretary RFK Jr. recently announced another win…
Elon Musk Disguises Tesla Vehicles As Liberals So Rioters Will Stop Burning Them
U.S.-- As leftist rioters around the country continue to attack Tesla dealerships,…
Mark Zuckerberg Promises To Bring Free Speech To Facebook By Banning Only 100,000 Conservative Accounts Per Day
U.S.-- After seeing the shift to a more conservative America with the…
Elon Musk Releases New Tesla Rickshaw Model
U.S.-- Entrepreneur and billionaire businessman Elon Musk has recently unveiled an all-new…
