Trump Taunts Ilhan Omar By Parking His MAGA Garbage Truck Outside Her Home
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA-- Only days after referring to Ilhan Omar as "garbage" and…
Tim Walz Arrested For Throwing Tampons At ICE Agents During Somali Protest
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA-- During a heated confrontation with federal law enforcement, Minnesota Governor…
Republicans Seen Literally Burying Trump’s Agenda Bill On Capitol Lawn
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to impede the MAGA agenda, several Republican lawmakers…
Ilhan Omar Longs For The Simpler Times When She Only Had To Buy One Holiday Gift For Brother And Husband
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA-- Congresswoman Ilhan Omar, known for her impassioned speeches on immigration…
Trump Declares Jive Turkey Pardon ‘Historic Civil Rights Achievement’
WASHINGTON-- In a move the Trump campaign is calling "transformative for race…
Pam Bondi Replaces Herself With Cardboard Cutout So She Can Spend More Time On Fox News
WASHINGTON-- During a surprise press conference held outside the Department of Justice…
Awkward: GOP, DNC Both Offer Lucrative X Contracts To Same Indian Troll Farm For ‘Authentic Grassroots Support’
WASHINGTON-- In a cringe-worthy moment of bipartisan embarrassment, both the Republican National…
Tall New York City Buildings On High Alert After Zohran Mamdani Boards Plane
NEW YORK-- Emergency protocols were quietly activated across Manhattan’s tallest skyscrapers this…
Jill Biden Spares Joe’s Sanity By Letting Him Believe Rubber Ducky Is Ashley
WILMINGTON, DELAWARE-- As the 83-year-old former Commander-in-Chief's cognitive decline continues to worsen,…
Michelle Obama Denies Ever Calling White Crackers ‘Honkys’
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- In a jaw-dropping moment during the IMO: The…
Trump Replaces JD Vance With More Talented H-1B Worker
WASHINGTON-- As part of his make America great again agenda, President Donald…
Scarecrow Elected Head Of Democrat Party In Landslide
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to turn the struggling Democrat Party around, the…
