Katy Perry Proudly Announces Boyfriend Justin Trudeau Is Pregnant With Their First Baby
MONTECITO, CALIFORNIA-- Only months after they had their first date, global pop…
Ben Shapiro Argues Public Fixation On Epstein Files A ‘Convenient Distraction’ From Israel’s Urgent Need For More Money
U.S.-- In a scathing rebuke of what he labeled "obsessive Epstein fetishism,"…
Piggy-Gate: CNN Accuses Trump Of ‘Speciesism’ After Altercation With Miss Piggy On Air Force One
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- CNN aired a groundbreaking interview this morning regarding an incident…
Emperor Palpatine Demands Luke Skywalker Kiss Death Star Wall To Show His Fealty
CORUSCANT, GALACTIC EMPIRE-- In order to ensure the unwavering loyalty of all…
Alec Baldwin Cleared In Hamptons Crash After Mistaking Tree For Trump Supporter
EAST HAMPTON, NEW YORK-- In a stunning victory for selective justice, renowned…
Katy Perry Confirms Justin Trudeau Her First Lesbian Relationship
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Amidst months of speculation and internet rumors, global pop…
Ben Shapiro Wakes Up Screaming From Nightmare Forced To Listen To His Own Podcasts
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Drenched in sweat and clutching his hair, popular conservative…
Suspended Jimmy Kimmel Starts Support Group For Unemployed Celebrities Who Wore Blackface
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- As a way to deal with the stress of…
Studio Audience Relieved They Don’t Have To Pretend To Find Canceled Jimmy Kimmel Funny Anymore
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA- In what many are calling “the first funny thing…
CNN Issues Apology For Accidentally Reporting A Black-On-White Crime
ATLANTA, GEORGIA - CNN issued an emergency statement late Friday apologizing profusely…
Keir Starmer Attempts To Improve Abysmal Public Image By Appearing In Playboy
UK-- In a desperate bid to revamp his abysmal public image, UK…
Scandal: Hulk Hogan Posthumously Canceled After Unearthed Receipt Reveals He Purchased ‘Colored’ TV Back In 1983
U.S.-- Only days after passing away at the age of 71, the…
