Tensions Rise On Ben Shapiro’s Forehead As Right Eyebrow Annexes Left Eyebrow Territory
BOCA RATON, FLORIDA — Insisting that the historic expansion was both necessary…
Israel Releases Undoctored Photo Of Benjamin Netanyahu To Prove He’s Still Alive
JERUSALEM, ISRAEL — Attempting to calm a growing online frenzy about the…
US Government Apologizes For Accidentally Releasing Iran False Flag Two Weeks Before It Happens
WASHINGTON— The State Department issued a rare formal apology today after a…
Ben Shapiro Argues Public Fixation On Epstein Files A ‘Convenient Distraction’ From Israel’s Urgent Need For More Money
U.S.-- In a scathing rebuke of what he labeled "obsessive Epstein fetishism,"…
Ben Shapiro Wakes Up Screaming From Nightmare Forced To Listen To His Own Podcasts
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Drenched in sweat and clutching his hair, popular conservative…
Case Closed: Ben Shapiro Promises Jeffrey Epstein Was ‘A Good Boy Who Didn’t Do Nothing’
NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE– Millions of people were overjoyed this week when the infamous…
Ben Shapiro Last Seen Watching Iran Bombing Footage With Lotion And Box Of Tissues
NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE-- Numerous employees of conservative media outlet The Daily Wire were…
The Daily Wire Hires Satan To Replace Candace Owens
NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE-- After firing commentator Candace Owens during a very public dispute…
Israel Says All The Gazan Children They Bombed Were Just Really Small Hamas Midgets
TEL AVIV, ISRAEL-- After receiving international backlash for the bombing of thousands…
Israel Tortures Hamas Prisoners By Forcing Them To Listen To Videos Of Ben Shapiro Babbling On Incessantly
TEL AVIV, ISRAEL-- Dozens of world leaders as well as various humanitarian…
‘They’re Ruthless,’ Says Ben Shapiro After Hamas Shares AI-Generated Photo Of Him Eating Bacon
NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE-- In response to an AI-generated photo shared by Ben Shapiro…