Biden’s Debate Was So Bad That Even He Says He’s Now Voting For Trump
WASHINGTON-- Donald Trump was declared the overall winner of the first presidential debate by the majority of political pundits due to his opponent's deplorable performance, causing a large shift in…
Trump Desecrates Corpse On Live TV
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- A tragedy happened during last night's 2024 Presidential Debate when President Donald Trump desecrated a withered, old corpse live on CNN in front of millions of people worldwide.…
Justin Trudeau Celebrates Canadian Multiculturalism Day By Dressing As A Gay, Black, Female, Hindu Furry
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Joining in the festivities of Canadian Multiculturalism Day was flamboyant Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, who celebrated the national holiday and recognized the diverse groups of people around the…
Biden Ready To Moderate Presidential Debate Between Trump And CNN’s Jake Tapper And Dana Bash
WASHINGTON-- The upcoming presidential debate in Atlanta, Georgia is all set and President Joe Biden has been getting himself ready for the big event by practicing his moderating skills for…
Julian Assange Thinking Limo Driver Picking Him Up From Airport Looks Strangely Familiar
AUSTRALIA-- WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange was finally released from prison and immediately got onto a plane and headed back to his home country of Australia, where a mysterious but oddly…
Democrats Panic After Trump Adds Kermit The Frog To VP Shortlist
U.S.-- Rumors are swirling in conservative circles that Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump has added Kermit the Frog to his vice president shortlist, causing Democrat political commenters to go into…
South Korea Sends K-Pop Band To Ukraine To Dance On Frontline Against Russia
BAKHMUT, UKRAINE-- After meeting with President Volodymyr Zelenksy in regards to logistical support for the ongoing war in Ukraine, South Korean President Yoon Suk Yeol responded by sending one of…
Kim Jong Un Takes Putin To Get Haircut Before Leaving North Korea
PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA-- Russian President Vladimir Putin made a diplomatic mission to North Korea to visit Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un, but before he left was taken to Kim's favorite…
Hillary Clinton Breaks Out The Hot Sauce And Her Best Southern Accent For Juneteenth Holiday
CHAPPAQUA, NEW YORK-- Former Secretary of State and two-time failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton put out a video message on Twitter X for the Juneteenth holiday where she once again…
Robbed Secret Service Agent Thinking He’s Sure Glad FBI Says Crime’s Down Under Biden
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- As Joe Biden continues to let in millions of unvetted illegal invaders and Democrat-run cities go soft on punishing crime, everyone has been feeling the pain of…
Lizard Person Chuck Schumer Tries Connecting With The Humans By Eating Rare Burger On Father’s Day
BROOKLYN, NEW YORK-- In an effort to try and show that he's one of the humans, reptilian New York Senator Chuck Schumer posted a photo of himself on Father's Day…
People Who Pretend For A Living Hold Fundraiser For Guy Pretending To Be President
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Hollywood actors joined former President Barack Obama and current Commander-in-Chief Joe Biden in a Democratic fundraiser in an effort to get the guy pretending to be the…
