The Top 10 Most-Viewed Fake News Stories Of 2019
In today's relentless "real" news cycle, it's nice to take a break from all the chaos and simply enjoy some dumb, fake news, satirical entertainment. Here are the top 10…
Donald Trump Fires Back With Painting Of Himself Scrubbing Jim Carrey Out Of Toilet
WASHINGTON-- President and mega-troll Donald Trump has unleashed his comedic side with his recent painting of a poo-streaked Jim Carrey being scrubbed out of his Oval Office toilet. The Canadian…
Authorities Say Arrested Mall Santa Is Definitely Not Extremely Deceased Jeffrey Epstein
METROPOLITAN, NEW YORK-- A man working as a mall Santa Claus who coincidentally resembles dead pedophile Jeffrey Epstein was arrested on Monday for inappropriately touching two women who were working…
Stubborn Man Dies Waiting For Internet Explorer Page To Load
REDMOND, WASHINGTON-- A Washington man has recently passed away after waiting for his Internet Explorer browser to finish loading a page. The deceased man's family says he was a dedicated…
Barack Obama Says His Presidency Proves Women Make Better Leaders Than Men
WASHINGTON-- Former President Barack Obama said that women make better leaders than men and that his two terms as president of the United States are proof of this claim. While…
Concerned Parents Plead With Son To Stop Vaping And Start Smoking Safer Cigarettes
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- A husband and wife are at their wits end due to their 9 year old son refusing to give up vaping and his use of dangerous e-cigarettes…
North Korea Calls Trump ‘Erratic, Crazy, Dotard’ As Kim Jong-Un Destroys City In Friendly Missile Test
PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA-- North Korea said President Trump is "one crazy bastard" for his disapproval of Kim Jong-un using his own cities to perform friendly missile tests. Immediately after destroying…
Rashida Tlaib Blames Late Chinese Food Delivery On White Supremacy
DETROIT, MICHIGAN-- Democratic Representative Rashida Tlaib blamed "white supremacy" for Chinese food that arrived late to her apartment last night, venting her frustration out on Twitter early this morning. In…
James Comey Says He’s Completely Innocent After Thoroughly Investigating Himself
WASHINGTON-- Former FBI director James Comey has recently released a full report on all the accusations that he is guilty of federal crimes, claiming that his own personal investigation into…
World Leaders Unwind With Relaxing Day At Beach After Tense NATO Summit
LONDON, ENGLAND-- After an extremely tense NATO meeting where the world's top leaders clashed on which one of Justin Trudeau's blackface impersonations was the most realistic, the heads of each…
Corn Dog Joins 2020 Democratic Field For President
WASHINGTON-- American food Corn Dog announced on his Twitter account yesterday that he is officially running for president in 2020, saying that the lack of enthusiasm of voters for the…
Sexy Bikini Shares Steamy Photo With Husband Underwear On Beach Vacation
CANCÚN, MEXICO-- Famous celebrity bikini model Side Tie and her younger underwear husband Tighty Whitey shared a very steamy photo on Instagram of their Thanksgiving vacation in beautiful Mexico and…
