Biden Tears Down Atmosphere To Allow Millions Of Illegal Space Aliens Into U.S.
WASHINGTON-- In one of the very few campaign promises that he actually fulfilled, Joe Biden has officially dismantled the earth's atmosphere above the United States and has invited millions of…
Biden: ‘Now That We Got Rid Of That Dictator Trump I Can Finally Rule As King Of America’
WASHINGTON-- The United States will now join the UK with its very own royal family as Joe Biden has dropped the title of president and will now be known as…
Joe Biden Makes History As America’s First Chinese President
WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden made political history on Wednesday when he was sworn in as president of the United States, making him the first Chinese person ever elected to the role.…
Wanted: Nancy Pelosi Calls In FBI After Several Mice Seen Running Into Capitol Building
WASHINGTON-- The FBI is searching for five mice wanted for storming the U.S. Capitol building and then leaving piles of feces around the area as part of Operation: Mouse Droppings,…
Joe Biden To Hold Upcoming Presidential Inauguration In Beijing, China
WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden announced on Thursday that his presidential inauguration in Washington, D.C. has been cancelled and instead will be held inside America's new capital Beijing. The former vice president…
Election Solved: Trump And Biden Compromise And Will Serve As America’s First Dueling Presidents
WASHINGTON-- President Donald Trump and former Vice President Joe Biden have reached an agreement regarding the 2020 election fraud fiasco surrounding which candidate is officially set to take the White…
FBI Finally Issues Arrest Warrant After 2 Million Years Of Investigation For Caveman Accused Of Rigging World’s First Presidential Election
RISING FAWN, GEORGIA-- The FBI issued an arrest warrant for a caveman suspected of masterminding the world's first presidential election fraud scheme back 2 million years ago, bringing another thorough…
Satan Reassures Hesitant People The COVID Vaccine Is Safe And Definitely Not The Mark Of The Beast
HELL-- Due to the overwhelming amount of negativity surrounding the new coronavirus vaccine, Satan wanted to reassure everyone that the miraculous shot being pushed onto the entire world's population whether…
Governor Cuomo Bans Santa Claus From New York After Saint Nick Refuses To Take COVID Vaccine
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- New York Governor Andrew Cuomo has announced today during a coronavirus briefing that Santa Claus is forbidden from entering into the state of New York…
Eric Swalwell’s Chinese Ex-Girlfriend Breaks Silence On Former Relationship: ‘I Was Tired Of His Farts’
WASHINGTON-- Chinese spy Christine Fang broke up with her American boyfriend Eric Swalwell over the summer due to his excessive flatulence, saying that she could no longer put her health…
Experts Say Closing Down Mainstream Media For 14 Days Will Flatten Curve Of Propaganda
MOBILE, ALABAMA-- As cases of mainstream media propaganda continue to rise across the country, experts are calling for 14 days of refraining from watching news media outlets to flatten the…
Democrats Describe Election Fraud Scheme As Mostly Peaceful Cheating
WASHINGTON-- As more and more evidence of election fraud continues getting exposed for the world to see, Democrats assured everyone that the millions of fraudulent ballots being counted for Joe…
