Republican Crisis: Mitch McConnell’s Neck Fat Steps Down From His Face
WASHINGTON-- The GOP has announced that Mitch McConnell's neck fat has recently stepped down from his face and has decided to take a position at the top of his chest,…
Millions Of Unvaccinated Americans Enjoying Biden’s ‘Winter Of Severe Illness And Death’
U.S.-- Millions of happy, unvaccinated Americans have been out having fun and enjoying the winter season this year, even after Joe Biden issued a stern warning to them that they'll…
Shocking Leaked January 6 Texts Show Trump Wanted Mayonnaise On His McDonald’s Big Mac
WASHINGTON- Explosive new text messages were recently uncovered by the January 6 Committee which shows President Donald Trump messaging his then-chief of staff Mark Meadows asking for mayonnaise on his…
House Committee Says Trump Faces Charges Of Stealing Bases During Little League Baseball
https://youtu.be/HoXV5wk0E3I (SATIRE) The January 6th Committee has formally charged President Donald Trump with stealing third base back in 1957 during a Little League Baseball playoff game. Pundits are unsure whether…
January 6 Committee Files Criminal Charges Against Trump For Stealing Third Base In Little League Baseball 60 Years Ago
WASHINGTON-- The January 6 Committee voted to hold President Donald Trump responsible for the very serious crime of stealing third base while he played Little League Baseball over 60 years…
Biden Has Awesome News For Everyone Who Goes Out And Gets The Zombie Injection
https://youtu.be/QJedDRMrQmA A Message From The President: Joe Biden has just released an urgent statement informing the American people that there's great news if they go out and get the vaccine,…
Confused Biden Mistakenly Leaves White House Wearing Wife Jill’s Blue Dress And Stockings, Media Goes Gaga
WASHINGTON-- In what mainstream news media outlets are calling the ultimate trendy president, Joe Biden stepped out of the White House after accidentally wearing First Lady Jill's gorgeous blue dress…
United Airlines Fires Auto Pilot After Inflatable Employee Refuses To Get Vaccinated
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- An autopilot who's been with the company for over ten years has been recently terminated by his employer United Airlines for refusing to go along with the company's…
COVID Omicron Murdered On The Violent Streets Of Chicago Gang Style
https://youtu.be/V0nFClWBgVU Police are on the lookout for multiple shooters after the racist COVID Omicron variant found out the hard way that approaching gang members on the violent streets of Chicago…
Santa Claus Says He Now Identifies As Mrs. Claus And Will Be Staying Home This Christmas Eve To Bake Cookies
NORTH POLE-- In a new twist to the Christmas tradition, the man known as Santa Claus, whose real name is Kris Kringle, has officially announced that he now identifies as…
CNN: ‘Our Top 5 Worst Presidents In History, The Number One Pick will Surprise You’
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- The most trusted name in news CNN has recently ranked their top five worst presidents in American history, with Donald Trump barely beating out all the other four…
Hillary Clinton Reminds Jussie Smollett What Happens When You Mention Epstein Island
https://youtu.be/EgiqSkHvGME Jussie Smollett is in panic mode after having been convicted of perpetrating a hoax crime, but it isn't the jury's decision that has Juicy anxious. He began freaking out…
