Jack Dorsey Steps Down As Twitter CEO To Join Less Oppressive Taliban In Afghanistan
SAN FRANSISCO, CALIFORNIA-- Jack Dorsey announced his official resignation as CEO of Twitter on Monday morning, claiming that he could no longer work for the authoritarian social media regime and…
Honest Democrats Rename New Virus Outbreak The ‘Mail-In Ballot Midterm Variant’
WASHINGTON-- In a very rare moment of honesty that only comes around maybe once in a lifetime, Democrats have told the truth by admitting that they don't even care about…
Biden Says Black Friday Was A Time To Come Together And Celebrate America’s Great Negroes
WASHINGTON-- After being criticized for calling baseball player Satchel Paige "a great negro" during his Veteran's Day address, Joe Biden has stirred up controversy once again by saying that "Black…
White House PSA: What Is Workplace Harassment? Know The Signs
https://youtu.be/ew8xXifdsh8 The Biden Administration has issued a very important Public Service Announcement regarding harassment in the workplace. Workplace harassment may include groping, sniffing, or shoulder rubbing from a coworker or…
Frantic Democrats Conjure Demonic Spirits In An Effort To Change Kyle Rittenhouse Verdict
https://youtu.be/YAve73OOz1A The forces of evil are at work as Democrats perform magic spells, calling upon their dark master to alter the Rittenhouse trial. Full Story: https://dailysoak.com/StagingSite/index.php/2021/11/24/desperate-democrats-make-kyle-rittenhouse-voodoo-doll-in-last-ditch-effort-to-take-him-down/
Joe Biden: ‘Nothing Says Family Like The Taste Of Creamy Vanilla Ice Cream’
https://youtu.be/RBtgBkzh7Ag Joe Biden has professed his love of ice cream in the past, saying, "My name is Joe Biden and nothing says family like the taste of creamy vanilla ice…
Lead Prosecutor In Kyle Rittenhouse Case Doesn’t Believe That Black Guns Matter
https://youtu.be/LaFBStsJXNo Before the jury even had the chance to grab their coats to leave once they declared Rittenhouse innocent, Prosecutor Thomas Binger already had charges filed against the AR-15 used…
Not Even Pope Francis Is Able To Withstand The Power Of Poopy Pants Biden
https://youtu.be/LWwsphqQQZY Word around the proverbial campfire is that Pope Francis was overheard saying that President Joe Biden left a very aromatic, indelible impression on him while visiting Vatican City. Full…
Even Cats Are Not safe In COVID America
https://youtu.be/n8Gp51xbl_c A cat from New York is facing multiple felonies for taking part in what one witnessed called it a "weird, cultish body-washing ritual." Will the cat break free or…
UK’s Boris Johnson Raises COVID Threat Level To ‘Oh My God, This Really Is The Big One This Time’
LONDON, ENGLAND-- An all-new, scary virus variant suddenly happening somewhere in some part of the world has forced UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson to raise the current COVID threat level…
Biden Gets Very ‘Hands On’ Advice From Former President Obama
https://youtu.be/1Td31lVqig0 During a recent trip to the hospital, doctors discovered just how close Joe Biden is to his former boss Barack Obama. Full Story: https://dailysoak.com/StagingSite/index.php/2021/11/20/biden-recovering-after-getting-obamas-arm-removed-from-his-butt-during-recent-colonoscopy/
AOC Recounts Trauma Of Staring At Her Own Reflection
https://youtu.be/MmeCkPs1cAU AOC claims an uninvited guest has taken up residence within her restroom mirror, complicating her daily morning routines even further. Full Story: https://dailysoak.com/StagingSite/index.php/2021/11/21/aoc-calls-police-on-strange-woman-who-keeps-stalking-her-in-her-bathroom-mirror/
