TikTok Nurses Start Practicing Their Dance Moves In Preparation For Next COVID Surge
BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS-- Once leftwing news outlets put the word out that the Disease X virus was spreading like wildfire across the country, thousands of bored nurses put their dancing shoes…
Nancy Pelosi’s Drunken Press Conference Rant Animated
https://youtu.be/jcnavT0C3tE (SATIRE) Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi gave a very memorable press conference recently after numerous critics accused her of having too much to drink whenever speaking publicly. Pelosi…
Canada’s Justin Trudeau Outraged After Seeing Maskless ‘Idiot’ In Mirror
OTTAWA, CANADA-- While in a press conference this morning discussing the best ways to dispose of the unvaccinated, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau slammed a man he caught in his bathroom…
5th Grader Wins On New Game Show ‘Are You Smarter Than A Supreme Court Justice’
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- A 10-year-old boy has won last night's episode of the all-new gameshow Are You Smarter Than A Supreme Court Justice by beating all nine justices in a battle…
Chuck Schumer Says His Mother’s Sister’s Neighbor’s Son’s Mailman’s Mechanic’s Dentist’s Patient Was Targeted On January 6
WASHINGTON-- New York Senator Chuck Schumer was the latest grieving Democrat politician to share his heartbreaking story from the Capitol Building protest, telling the world during his January 6th speech…
Pfizer Employees Hear Arguments For Vaccine Mandate…Oh Wait, It’s Just Justices Breyer, Kagan, And Sotomayor
WASHINGTON-- Oral arguments for Joe Biden's OSHA vaccine mandate are being heard today by the unbiased Supreme Court who promises they're abiding by the Constitution and not by any other…
Senator Ted Cruz Removes Mask, Reveals He Was Ted Cruz All Along
WASHINGTON- Immediately after calling all the January 6 patriots "terrorists", Senator Ted Cruz shocked the world even further by removing his mask on the Senate floor and revealing himself to…
Democrats Hold Vigil For Politicians Not Killed During January 6 Capitol Protest
WASHINGTON-- Grieving Democrats marked the one year anniversary of the US Capitol Attack by holding a vigil in front of a recently unveiled memorial dedicated to all the hundreds of…
Biden Criticizes President For Cost Of Meat, Says He’d Do Better Job If He Were In Charge
WASHINGTON-- After one of his family friends pointed out how expensive meat prices have gotten, Joe Biden told his stunned dinner guests that he would do a much better job…
Leftists Combatting Meme Makers In A Country Of Alternative Facts
https://youtu.be/FLwtmJoVk9E (SATIRE) The memes can be pretty powerful sometimes, says CNN's Brian Stelter. Follow Stelter and his leftist cohorts as they try their best to disprove and stop the meme…
Texas Republican Dan Crenshaw Tests Positive For RINO
HOUSTON, TEXAS-- US Representative Dan Crenshaw recently announced on Twitter that he tested positive for RINO, but is asymptomatic because he hides his Democrat leanings while out in public. Crenshaw…
BuzzFeed Articles Suddenly Improve After Company Hires Chimpanzees As Writers
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- After laying off hundreds of useless human writers and then hiring educated chimpanzees in their place, BuzzFeed stated their stories have now become much more creative…
