Democrat Politicians Carjacked At Gunpoint Say Crimes Would’ve Been Worse If They Weren’t Vaccinated
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA- The healing powers of the magical COVID vaccine were proven once again as two Democrat politicians were carjacked this week by gunpoint in two separate occasions, with both…
Racist Elizabeth Warren Attacks African-American Immigrant On Twitter
U.S.-- Democrat Elizabeth Warren has come under fire this week for her racist, xenophobic tirade against Tesla CEO Elon Musk for not paying enough money in taxes, with numerous people…
Mad Scientist Fauci Taunts His Victims By Wearing Dog Costume During Latest Interview
BETHESDA, MARYLAND-- As if millions of Americans weren't already disgusted by his gruesome experiments on canines, Dr. Fauci decided the thrill of the kill wasn't enough and that he needed…
Joe Biden Has A Stern Warning Regarding The Health Of Vaccine-Free Americans
https://youtu.be/HXeYNi1xrnw (SATIRE) The most popular president of all time Joe Biden has just issued a code red for all those who refuse to quintuple jab their bungholes before the end…
Liberal ‘Wheel Of Fortune’ Contestants Refuse To Solve Winning Phrase
CULVER CITY, CALIFORNIA-- There was a brief interruption during last night's Wheel of Fortune show when all three liberal contestants refused to answer the winning phrase, leading host Pat Sajak…
Joe Biden Outlines 7 Steps To Make Omicron More Super-Duper Scarier This Winter
WASHINGTON-- Frustrated with the lack of fear in the majority of Americans, Joe Biden has vowed to increase his fearmongering tactics in an effort to get everyone extremely panicked and…
Grandmothers In Blue State Nursing Homes Panicking As Democrat Governors Drool Over More Lockdowns
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- With the sudden rise of the COVID fearmongering gaining steam within blue states, thousands of nervous grandmothers are sounding the alarm about what happened to…
CNN Jealous Of Fox News’ Draconian Vaccine Mandate For Employees
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- In an honest statement today, the most trusted name in news CNN admitted that they are jealous of their rival Fox News following the rightwing network's recently implemented…
Obama Was In Tears After Biden Took His Spot As America’s Worst President
https://youtu.be/0Gn978NNnbA (SATIRE) Sad and teary-eyed former President Barack Hussein Obama was inconsolable once he heard the news that his former righthand man Joe Biden took the prestigious award of becoming…
FDA Approves Mail Order Doctors So Women Can Now Abort Unborn Babies At Home
SILVER SPRING, MARYLAND-- In a major win for abortion rights advocates, the US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has allowed patients to order real doctors through the mail so that…
Republican Crisis: Mitch McConnell’s Neck Fat Steps Down From His Face
WASHINGTON-- The GOP has announced that Mitch McConnell's neck fat has recently stepped down from his face and has decided to take a position at the top of his chest,…
Millions Of Unvaccinated Americans Enjoying Biden’s ‘Winter Of Severe Illness And Death’
U.S.-- Millions of happy, unvaccinated Americans have been out having fun and enjoying the winter season this year, even after Joe Biden issued a stern warning to them that they'll…
