Man Becomes Astronaut Just To Get Away From Wife And Kids
MERRITT ISLAND, FLORIDA-- To what lengths will a man go to get away from his nagging wife and annoying children? One husband was so frustrated with his family that he…
Biden Promises To Give Every American $1 Million On February 31, 2023
WASHINGTON-- It appears as though every American citizen will be getting a little richer this year after President Joe Biden made a solemn promise to give every person $1 million…
Governments Mandate Solar Panels Immediately After Bill Gates Blocks Out The Sun
WORLD-- As soon as billionaire philanthropist Bill Gates got finished blocking out the sun in order to further the new world order agenda, governments around the world passed laws making…
Wacky New Japanese Game Show Where Contestants Yell ‘Hai’ Entire Time
TOKYO, JAPAN-- An interesting new game show is taking the Japanese world by storm and has been making its way over to America which has the host, contestants, the announcers,…
Seagull Mocked By Friends For Claiming Chinese Restaurant Using Them As Food
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- A seagull has been labeled a crazy conspiracy theorist by his friends for making the outlandish claim that a local Chinese food restaurant has been capturing the…
Fox News Hires Ex-CNN’s Brian Stelter To Give Network More Conservative Viewpoint
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- In an effort to give their dwindling Republican audience a conservative side opposed to their growing leftist direction, Fox News network was pleased to announce…
Meghan Markle Leaves Prince Harry For South Park Harry
SANTA BARBARA, CALIFORNIA-- Celebrity gossip magazines are working overtime reporting the breaking news that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have officially separated after the former American actress announced that she…
FBI Arrests Air Force One Stairs After Making Biden Fall Again
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after Joe Biden fell down the Air Force One steps once again, the never-biased FBI sprung into action and arrested the rogue stairs once it returned to the…
Canada’s Trudeau Makes Horse Trampling Mandatory Part Of Police Training
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As a way to better equip Canadian police officers to deal with unruly protesters, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has made it mandatory for officers to undergo necessary horse…
Biden Visits Ukraine To Check Out The Damage From The Ohio Chemical Spill
KIEV, UKRAINE-- To better assess the damages caused by the recent chemical spill in East Palestine, Ohio, President Joe Biden made a surprise visit to Ukraine and told Zelensky that…
Democrat High School President Wins Class Election With 81 Million Votes
CLAYMONT, DELAWARE-- A local Democrat high school student has made history this week after winning his class presidency by an astounding 81 million votes, drawing criticism from the school's Republican…
Obama Cringes At Biden’s Latest Speech, Saying He’s Too Racist Even For Him
WASHINGTON-- A few sources have confirmed that former President Barack Obama was quite embarrassed while watching Joe Biden's latest prejudiced speech, saying that the current Democratic president is even way…
