Ukraine’s Zelensky Caught Pickpocketing Homeless People For Change
KIEV, UKRAINE-- In an effort to drum up more money in the fight against Russia, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenksy was spotted going around the city streets of Kiev shaking down…
Angry Liberal Blames Trump After Stubbing Toe From Kicking Gas Pump
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA-- An extremely irate liberal woman from California has taken to social media to voice her frustration with Donald Trump after she purposely kicked a gas station pump…
Upcoming ‘Cocaine Bear’ Sequel Has The Bear Seeking Drug Addiction Treatment
HOLLYWOOD-- Due to the massive popularity of the first Cocaine Bear movie, Hollywood producers are scrambling to make a sequel to the surprise hit film and will focus on the…
AOC Says January 6 Footage Brings Back Bad Memories Of When She Died 10 Times That Day
WASHINGTON-- Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says the release of the new January 6 footage has been bringing her haunting memories of that horrific day where she claims she died ten times…
Chuck Schumer Says January 6 Was Worse Than The Day His Aunt Edna Burnt His Potato Latkes
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to drive home to the American people just how serious the January 6 protest was, New York Senator Chuck Schumer told a crowd of paid supporters…
Millions Of Unvaccinated Americans Enjoying Second Anniversary Of Biden’s ‘Winter Of Severe Illness And Death’
U.S.-- For the second winter in a row, millions of happy, healthy unvaccinated Americans are having fun and enjoying their winter season where Joe Biden predicted in December 2021 that…
Kit Kat Features World’s First Trans Species In Ad For International Women’s Day
HERSHEY, PENNSYLVANIA-- In celebration of International Women's Day, famous chocolate candy Kit Kat has released a beautiful and brave new ad featuring one of the world's first trans species creatures,…
To Save Time, Jimmy Kimmel Replays Same 7-Year-Old ‘Trump’s Going To Prison’ Monologue Every Show
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- In order to focus more of his attention on calling for the unvaccinated to die, comedian Jimmy Kimmel began replaying his opening late-show monologue from 2016 where he…
Congress Mandates New Rules Amendment Requiring All Members To Pledge Allegiance To Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- A new bipartisan rules amendment has been mandated by the US Congress which requires all members to recite the updated Pledge of Allegiance, which replaces the words "United States…
Man Becomes Astronaut Just To Get Away From Wife And Kids
MERRITT ISLAND, FLORIDA-- To what lengths will a man go to get away from his nagging wife and annoying children? One husband was so frustrated with his family that he…
Biden Promises To Give Every American $1 Million On February 31, 2023
WASHINGTON-- It appears as though every American citizen will be getting a little richer this year after President Joe Biden made a solemn promise to give every person $1 million…
Governments Mandate Solar Panels Immediately After Bill Gates Blocks Out The Sun
WORLD-- As soon as billionaire philanthropist Bill Gates got finished blocking out the sun in order to further the new world order agenda, governments around the world passed laws making…
