Biden Accidentally Puts His Human Skin Suit On Backwards Before Leaving White House
WASHINGTON-- News media outlets have been buzzing about the latest Joe Biden gaffe after the lizard person president mistakenly wore his human skin backwards, drawing immense criticism from conservative pundits…
Space Aliens Voted Madonna Sexiest Human On Earth
OLEXA PRIME-- Famous entertainer Madonna has been named the sexiest human alive by almost one hundred percent of the grey aliens polled, according to the latest addition of intergalactic magazine…
Biden’s State of The Union Address Was So Bad He Ripped Up His Own Speech
WASHINGTON-- In what will go down as one of the worst speeches in political history, Joe Biden was so disgusted with his own State of the Union address that he…
State Of The Union Cancelled After Biden’s Body Double Calls Out Sick
WASHINGTON-- The White House has just confirmed that tonight's State of the Union address has been cancelled due to Joe Biden's body double calling out sick for work, leaving the…
California Man Arrested For Not Shoplifting
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- A local man was arrested Monday after a store owner called the police when the honest shopper refused to steal any items, and is now facing a…
Ron DeSantis Puzzled Why Anyone Thinks He’s Copying Trump’s Style
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA-- After receiving flack from numerous people accusing him of copying Donald Trump's style, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has denied the rumors that he's mimicking the president as a…
Democrats Give Chinese Spy Balloon Free Money And Benefits After It Crosses Border
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after the mysterious Chinese spy balloon illegally crossed the northern border into the United States, Democrat politicians began the process of giving the China-created Dreamer free cash, health…
Cheap Chinese Spy Balloon Breaks After Using It Only One Time
HELENA, MONTANA-- A mysterious Chinese spy balloon that has been floating up in the United States sky this past week has suddenly crashed into the ground early this morning after…
Woman Accuses Blind Man Of Using Seeing Eye Dog To Stare At Her Inside Gym
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA-- A young female TikTokker posted a video on TikTok that has now gone viral which shows a blind man using his seeing eye dog to ogle her…
Putin Laughs After Biden Mistakenly Sends U.S. Tanks To Russia Instead Of Ukraine
MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- In yet another gaffe by the current American president, Joe Biden has accidentally sent all 31 of the U.S. tanks meant for Ukraine to Russia, causing Vladimir Putin…
Woman Gives Up Dangerous Egg Habit In Favor Of Much Safer Crack Cocaine
AUSTIN, TEXAS-- A local woman has heeded the CDC's recommendation and has given up the dangerous consumption of stroke-causing eggs for the much safer habit of smoking crack cocaine. Gayle…
Biden Volunteers To Search For More Classified Documents By Patting Down All Young Women
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to cooperate with federal authorities in the ongoing top secret document investigation, President Joe Biden has offered to help locate more classified documents by patting down…
