Seagull Mocked By Friends For Claiming Chinese Restaurant Using Them As Food
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- A seagull has been labeled a crazy conspiracy theorist by his friends for making the outlandish claim that a local Chinese food restaurant has been capturing the…
Fox News Hires Ex-CNN’s Brian Stelter To Give Network More Conservative Viewpoint
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- In an effort to give their dwindling Republican audience a conservative side opposed to their growing leftist direction, Fox News network was pleased to announce…
Meghan Markle Leaves Prince Harry For South Park Harry
SANTA BARBARA, CALIFORNIA-- Celebrity gossip magazines are working overtime reporting the breaking news that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have officially separated after the former American actress announced that she…
FBI Arrests Air Force One Stairs After Making Biden Fall Again
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after Joe Biden fell down the Air Force One steps once again, the never-biased FBI sprung into action and arrested the rogue stairs once it returned to the…
Canada’s Trudeau Makes Horse Trampling Mandatory Part Of Police Training
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As a way to better equip Canadian police officers to deal with unruly protesters, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has made it mandatory for officers to undergo necessary horse…
Biden Visits Ukraine To Check Out The Damage From The Ohio Chemical Spill
KIEV, UKRAINE-- To better assess the damages caused by the recent chemical spill in East Palestine, Ohio, President Joe Biden made a surprise visit to Ukraine and told Zelensky that…
Democrat High School President Wins Class Election With 81 Million Votes
CLAYMONT, DELAWARE-- A local Democrat high school student has made history this week after winning his class presidency by an astounding 81 million votes, drawing criticism from the school's Republican…
Obama Cringes At Biden’s Latest Speech, Saying He’s Too Racist Even For Him
WASHINGTON-- A few sources have confirmed that former President Barack Obama was quite embarrassed while watching Joe Biden's latest prejudiced speech, saying that the current Democratic president is even way…
Toxic Avenger Says He Feels Right At Home After Moving Into East Palestine, Ohio
EAST PALESTINE, OHIO-- With news of the polluted chemical spill in Ohio finally making national headlines and numerous celebrities taking notice of the horrific incident, famous superhero the Toxic Avenger…
World Famous Psychic Predicts Liberals Will Still Be Blaming Trump Hundreds Of Years From Now
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA-- World-renowned psychic Uri Caputo Browne has made yet another startling prognostication recently, predicting that liberals in the future will still be blaming President Donald Trump for everything…
‘East Palestine, Ohio Water Is Fine,’ Says EPA Worker Before Growing Third Arm Out Of Back
EAST PALESTINE, OHIO-- The Environmental Protection Agency was on the scene of the disastrous chemical spill in Ohio only days after the deadly event, and to prove that everything was…
MSNBC: ‘Trump Responsible For The Black Plague Of The 1300s’
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Reliable news source MSNBC has just released some startling new evidence which proves that President Donald Trump was personally responsible for the Black Plague of the…
