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Republicans Threaten To Write Strongly Worded Letter To Discuss Inquiry Into Holding Hearing To Review Probe Contemplating Inquest Of Writing Even Sterner Letter
WASHINGTON-- As Democrats continue to run roughshod across the US and massive…
Elon Musk Announces He’s Hired His First Indian H1B America Party Presidential Candidate
U.S.-- After forming his own political party following a falling out with…
Congress Subpoenas Pam Bondi’s Desk To Testify To The Whereabouts Of Epstein Client List
WASHINGTON-- With President Donald Trump and his top law enforcement agencies claiming…
Adam Schiff: ‘The Russians Hacked My Mortgage At Trump’s Request To Make It Look Like I Committed Fraud’
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Elmo’s Suspicions Confirmed After Spotting Dreidel In Count Von Count’s Castle
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Spirit Halloween To Open Up In Pam Bondi’s Abandoned Attorney General Office
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Trump Compromises On Release Of Epstein Client List By Releasing Epstein’s Shopping List Instead
WASHINGTON-- After facing a massive amount of criticism for covering up the…
Mike Pence Turns Down Elon’s Offer To Join America Party As He’s Already Committed To Ukraine
U.S.-- In what turned out to be a huge disappointment for Elon…
Democrats Struggle Deciding Whether To Blame Texas Flood On Trump, Russia, Elon, Racism, Climate Change, ICE, Or White Supremacy
WASHINGTON-- Only hours after violent floods ripped through parts of Texas, Democrats…
Keir Starmer Starting To Suspect He Might Be A Terrible Prime Minister
UNITED KINGDOM-- With the United Kingdom being destroyed from within through horrible…