India Retaliates Against Trump’s Tariffs By Flooding White House With Scam Calls
WASHINGTON-- In a shocking escalation of the U.S.-India trade war, India has…
Bernie Sanders Warns RFK Jr’s Policies Are A Threat To His Big Pharma Donations
WASHINGTON - In a desperate attempt to save his livelihood, Senator Bernie…
Gavin Newsom Brags He’s Liberated Californians From The Burden Of Wealth
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- In a stunning display of self-congratulation, California Governor Gavin Newsom…
Taylor Swift’s Engagement Contract Forces Travis Kelce To Change Last Name To ‘Swift’
U.S.-- In a shocking display of alpha-female dominance, pop sensation Taylor Swift…
Nancy Pelosi Caught Spray-Painting ‘Trump Sucks’ On Capitol Building To Sabotage Trump’s Crime Crackdown
WASHINGTON-- In a brazen act of political vandalism, former House Speaker Nancy…
Mark Carney Confesses ‘Elbows Up’ Slogan Was Just Social Experiment On Canadian Stupidity
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In an amusing revelation that has left liberal Canadians questioning…
Democrats Fear Trump’s Proposed Mail-In Ballot Ban Could Cripple Their Vote Rigging Efforts
WASHINGTON-- In response to President Donald Trump's proposed nationwide ban on mail-in…
Defeated Mark Carney Lists Job Opening For Canadian Prime Minister On LinkedIn
OTTAWA, CANADA-- After a humiliating loss in the tariff war against US…
Zelensky Caught Spying On Trump-Putin Alaska Summit Disguised As Table Lamp
ANCHORAGE, ALASKA-- During a top-secret summit meeting between President Donald Trump and…
Friedrich Merz Reports Wallet Missing After Emotional Hug With Zelensky
BERLIN, GERMANY-- During today's high-profile meeting with European leaders in Germany, German…
Canadian Police Arrest Lawless Squirrel For Defying Hiking Ban In Nova Scotia
NOVA SCOTIA, CANADA-- As part of Canada's environmental initiative to prevent wildfires,…
Trump Watches ‘Rocky IV’ In Preparation For Upcoming Alaska Meeting With Putin
WASHINGTON-- In preparation for his upcoming high-stakes summit with Russian President Vladimir…