Democrats Accuse Trump’s Census of Stealing Seats They Rightfully Stole
WASHINGTON-- In a fiery press conference after storming Capitol Hill yesterday, incensed…
Liberals Rush To Inject As Many Vaccines As Possible Before RFK Jr. Bans Them
U.S.-- Following the announcement that Health Secretary RFK Jr. was terminating the…
Exasperated China Builds Massive Air Fresheners Along India Border
TSONA, CHINA-- Growing tired of having to constantly wear face masks or…
Trump Forced To Do His Own Roofing Work After Deporting All The Illegal Aliens
WASHINGTON-- After deporting so many illegal aliens that there wasn't anyone left…
Mike Johnson Visits Israel To Meet With His Constituents
JERUSALEM, ISRAEL-- House Speaker Mike Johnson touched down in Israel this week…
Republicans Propose Grueling 7-Day Work-Year Schedule For Congress
WASHINGTON-- In an astonishing display of ambition, Congressional Republicans have introduced a…
British Man Sets VPN Location To Afghanistan To Bypass UK’s Oppressive Online Censorship Law
LONDON, ENGLAND-- In an effort to escape the UK's new anti-free speech…
With Sesame Street Shutting Down, Liberals Not Sure Where They’ll Get Their Medical Advice
U.S.-- With children's television program Sesame Street getting defunded and possibly shut…
Biden Slams Trump For Not Colluding With Russia
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- In a fiery speech delivered from the National Bar Association…
Canada Intends To Recognize Itself As An Indian State, Says Mark Carney
OTTAWA, CANADA-- In preparation for the upcoming United Nations General Assembly in…
CNN Reports Japanese Police Searching For White Male Who Destroyed Tokyo
TOKYO, JAPAN-- In a journalistic twist that almost everyone saw coming, America's…
British Citizens Skirt Online Safety Act By Trading Memes In Dark Alleys
UK-- As a way to circumvent the stringent new Online Safety Act,…