UK Dog Sentenced To 12 Months In Kennel For Eating Bacon Treat Near Mosque
LONDON, UK-- In an unprecedented legal case facing global scrutiny, a 3-year-old…
Awkward: GOP, DNC Both Offer Lucrative X Contracts To Same Indian Troll Farm For ‘Authentic Grassroots Support’
WASHINGTON-- In a cringe-worthy moment of bipartisan embarrassment, both the Republican National…
Ben Shapiro Argues Public Fixation On Epstein Files A ‘Convenient Distraction’ From Israel’s Urgent Need For More Money
U.S.-- In a scathing rebuke of what he labeled "obsessive Epstein fetishism,"…
ICE Deports Illegal Aliens To The People’s Republic Of California
U.S.-- After arresting thousands of illegal aliens this week in Republican states…
Piggy-Gate: CNN Accuses Trump Of ‘Speciesism’ After Altercation With Miss Piggy On Air Force One
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- CNN aired a groundbreaking interview this morning regarding an incident…
UK Police Identify Suspicious British Citizens Who Haven’t Been Arrested Yet For Free Speech
LONDON, UK-- The UK Police Service has announced the formation of a…
Trump Replaces JD Vance With More Talented H-1B Worker
WASHINGTON-- As part of his make America great again agenda, President Donald…
Scarecrow Elected Head Of Democrat Party In Landslide
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to turn the struggling Democrat Party around, the…
Trump’s 600,000 New Chinese Students Seen Dropping Out Of Spy Balloons
U.S.-- Only hours after President Donald Trump announced a new deal to…
Congress Reopens Government Just So They Can Take Another Vacation
WASHINGTON-- In a stunning display of bipartisan unity, the U.S. Congress announced…
Kash Patel Hires Experienced FBI Phone Scammers As Real Agents
WASHINGTON-- In a historic move to "diversify" the Bureau's skillset, FBI Director…
Nancy Pelosi Announces Retirement From Criminal Career
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- From inside of a local bar near her home,…