Gavin Newsom Angrily Confronts Man Responsible For Destroying California
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- Finally deciding to hold the person responsible behind the decline…
Mark Carney Gets Dominated By Trump After Forgetting His Elbows Back In Canada
WASHINGTON-- In an embarrassing display of international weakness, Canadian Prime Minister Mark…
Pope Leo Hangs ‘Sorry, Illegal Immigrants, America’s That Way’ Signs On Vatican Wall
VATICAN CITY-- In a decision condemned by some as papal hypocrisy, Pope…
RFK Jr. Announces New Tylenol Coated In Beef Tallow As Healthier Alternative
WASHINGTON-- In a move aimed at fighting autism and seed oil tyranny,…
Nation Struggles To Tell If Congress Shut Down Or Just On Another Vacation
WASHINGTON-- As the U.S. government enters its first week of shutdown, millions…
Taliban Issues Urgent Travel Warning For UK: ‘Too Oppressive For Afghan Citizens’
KABUL, AFGHANISTAN-- In a stunning reversal of geopolitical norms, the Taliban regime…
California Proposes ‘Burglary Equity Act’ To Ensure White Neighborhoods Robbed More Often
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- In order to address the systemic racial disparities in California's…
Mark Carney Visits Keir Starmer For Ideas On How To Destroy Canada Faster
LONDON, ENGLAND-- In a blatant display of intercontinental tyranny, Canadian Prime Minister…
UK Government Assures Citizens Digital IDs Are Not Mandatory, Except For Travel, Work, Banking, Healthcare, Shopping, Eating, And Breathing
LONDON, UK-- In an effort to ease the minds of worried British…
Federal Agents Deploy Soap And Deodorant To Disperse Antifa Rioters At Chicago ICE Facility
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- A tense standoff took a bizarre and sudsy turn Friday…
Nation Begs US Government To Shut Down So They’ll Finally Stop Making Things Worse For A Little While
U.S.-- In a rare display of bipartisan unity, millions of Americans from…
BREAKING: James Comey Clears Himself Of All Charges After Rigorous 30-Second Self-Investigation
WASHINGTON-- Only hours after a federal grand jury indicted him on multiple…