Mark Carney Reassures Canadians Housing Crisis Won’t Affect Him Personally
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Amid a spiraling national housing crisis, Canadian Prime Minister Mark…
Justice Served: Convicted Felon Sentenced To 2-Year Term In Congress
WASHINGTON-- Handing out the maximum penalty in a landmark ruling, a federal…
Bernie Sanders Buys Fourth House To Store His ‘Tax The Rich’ Signs
BURLINGTON, VERMONT-- Only days after attending a "No Kings" protest against President…
Trump Welcomes Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese To White House
WASHINGTON-- In typical Aussie "Down-Under" fashion, Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese arrived at…
‘Chief Mouser’ Larry The Cat Catches Large Rat In UK Prime Minister’s Office
LONDON, UK-- Being hailed as a hero by British citizens, Larry the…
‘No Kings’ Protester Clarifies He’s Not Paid To Protest, Just Compensated To Participate In A Demonstration Not Driven By Personal Beliefs
PORTLAND, OREGON-- A "No Kings" protester in downtown Portland has clarified that…
Zelensky Secures Massive ‘Bang Gun’ Shipment In Historic Arms Deal From Trump Summit
WASHINGTON-- Hailed as a decisive turning point in the war against Russia,…
Emperor Palpatine Demands Luke Skywalker Kiss Death Star Wall To Show His Fealty
CORUSCANT, GALACTIC EMPIRE-- In order to ensure the unwavering loyalty of all…
Keir Starmer Sends Himself Congratulations Flowers For ‘Masterminding’ Middle East Peace Deal
LONDON, UK-- Only hours after the historic Israel-Gaza peace deal, UK Prime…
Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson: ‘Voting Rights Act Is Essential Because Being Black Is Basically A Permanent Injury’
WASHINGTON-- In what some progressive experts are calling a revolutionary legal framework,…
Blindfolded Keir Starmer Promises To Stop Any Illegal Immigrant Boats He Sees Arriving
LONDON, UK-- In response to the UK's mass immigration problem, Labour Party…
Rainbow Flags Flown At Half-Staff Across California To Mourn Arsonist Arrested For Starting Palisades Fire
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- Encapsulating the state’s commitment to symbolism over substance, California officials…