RINOs Win Golden Globe Best Actor Award For Pretending To Be Republican
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA-- A coalition of establishment Republicans was awarded the Golden…
Celebrities Host 10th Annual ‘I’m Moving To Canada If Trump Becomes President’ Gala
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Tim Walz Defends Minnesota Scandal: ‘It’s Not Fraud If You Believe It’s Legal’
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UK Government Warns Seeing Too Much Truth On X May Cause Independent Thought
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Prime Minister Mark Carney Promotes Himself To Supreme Minister
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Trump Appoints Overburdened Marco Rubio Interim President Of Venezuela
WASHINGTON-- Following the U.S. arrest of former Venezuelan leader Nicolás Maduro, President…
Tim Walz Kicking Himself For Not Bribing Biden For A Presidential Pardon
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British Public Paints Giant ‘DICTATOR HERE’ Sign On Roof Of Prime Minister’s Office In Hopes Of Immediate U.S. Liberation
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New RFK Jr. MAHA Fat-Shaming Refrigerator
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World’s First Chimpanzee Chiropractor Doesn’t Know His Own Strength
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Keir Starmer Wanted For Impersonating A UK Prime Minister
(PARODY NEWS) UK Police are searching for a Wanker named Keir Starmer…
Congress Furious Minnesota Somali Fraudsters Did Corruption Better Than Them
WASHINGTON-- Congress members reportedly erupted into jealous outrage this week after federal…